My tire was thumping I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
Sorry! Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be.
But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife.
How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you .. I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you for the laugh!
tootsie!
LOL almost like you were here!!!
Oh, part II is up
Heh! Those are funny! :)
I'm embarrassed to tell you that I've only seen one Cirque show in person. Prior to that~I'd only seen the shows on t.v., but was fascinated by them
For my 50th birthday (Dec 26th) my daughters surprised me with tickets to Corteo when it was in Atlanta.
I did a post about it with pictures.
My stepdaughter lives in Vegas. We plan to go this summer and see as many Cirque shows as we can!
Ahhhhh ah aha
I love these. I would buy a couple if they were for sale. LOL
LOL EB... I like this one, I had it up back in early Feb, or maybe as far back as January... its a goodie :)
OH, It's missing one.
'Congratulations on the birth of your baby... did you ever find out who the father was?'
LOL!
Haa Haaa great stuff!
Hi ~d, nice to see you, glad you like them, got to say I like the last one the best! Thanks for 'tootsie' appreciate it!
I'll be over in a bit anonymouse!
Hi big pissy, great to see you. It was the capricorn monkey that made me ask your birthday! Jan 17 for me and it was part of my birthday 'celebrations' that took us to Vegas for all 5 of the Vegas shows.
Corteo is the touring show that is still only in North America but I've got the dvd and it's good but not the best. Delirium will be a different experience to Corteo, but I don't want to put you off.
I'll delve in to your...archives when I have the time. Thanks for the visits and the comments. Love it!
Hi Ice Looks like I might have to delve in to your....archives as well!
The missing one...so funny. LMAO!
Glad you like them Pixie.
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