Saturday, April 07, 2007

APRIL 7TH

HAPPY CONCEPTION DAY TO ME!

OK, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

OH MY GOD EBEZP HAS FINALLY CRACKED UP!

ALL THIS TALK OF MOTHER'S SUPERVISING YOUR SEX ACTIVITIES IN THE SEX LAWS POST ACTUALLY GOT ME TO THINKING, A STRANGE PHENOMENA IN ITSELF I MUST SAY, THAT TODAY APRIL 7, 51 YEARS AGO MUMMY EBEZP AND DADDY EBEZP GOT MARRIED, YES TO EACH OTHER!

MY DAD ACTUALLY ONLY HAD 3 DAYS LEAVE FROM THE MERCHANT NAVY TO GET MARRIED, AT LEAST SO I'M LED TO BELIEVE AND ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT THEY WENT TO HARROGATE FOR JUST ONE NIGHT.

AROUND ABOUT 9 MONTHS LATER - BTW I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU CALL ME IF YOU STICK TOO CLOSELY TO THE MATHEMATICAL EQUATION! - EBEZP ENTERED THE WORLD. SO IT'S WITH A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ACCURACY THAT I CAN PREDICT THAT APRIL THE 7th IS MY CONCEPTION DAY.

DON'T FORGET SEND ME A CARD!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MUM - I MIGHT JUST LET YOU SUPERVISE MY BLOG FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO READ THIS!

OH AND DAD I KNOW YOUR WATCHING, EVERYTHING, HAVE A LAUGH WITH ALL YOUR MATES UP THERE AND SAY HELLO TO JOHN LENNON FOR ME OK?

6 comments:

Manny said...

You mean my mom can see me from up there? I'm in some big trouble. She grounded me for life here on earth. This can only mean she'll be grounding me in death too.

EBEZP said...

Oh manny what on earth did you do to be grounded for like forever?
Maybe she's wiped the slate clean when she passed on!

Top cat said...

I'm still working on the math.:)

Happy Conception Day.
tc

jillie said...

Oh man...I never thought about that, my dad AND my step dad are probably up there comparing notes....

I'm fucked!

Happy Anniversary Mum!

EBEZP said...

Be gentle with me tc it's been a long day and I don't need THAT right now!!

jillie I really haven't a clue how to answer that! Maybe they are both still enjoying the great gig in the sky so much they haven't had a chance to meet yet!
Girl you rock!!

EBEZP said...

And Jules you didn't comment so only you and I know about.......
Thanks very much!!