Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Spl chK

 
Spell Cheque
 
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

REVERSE POLYGAMY

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"


THREE OLD MEN.....

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.

"Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'."

Turning to the third gent, the first gent asked, "So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?"

"Me?" the third man replied. "I want them all to say, "He certainly looks good for his age'!"

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

CATTY TIME!




THIRSTY PUPPY

FOX AT A BAR B Q!

HOW'S THIS FOR MISERABLE?!

8/1 for snow to fall Christmas Day at Albert Dock Liverpool according to William Hill

TXT NOS

THE VOLUME OF TEXT MESSAGES SENT IN THE UK INCREASED BY 27% OVER OCTOBER 2005 TO 3 BILLION.
BY THE END OF THIS YEAR 40 BILLION TEXTS WILL HAVE BEEN SENT WITHIN THE UK!
th@ts alot o txts

TWO WIRRAL SUCCESS STORIES....

(1) WIRRAL GUITAR FESTIVAL
 

AFTER 18 years of welcoming musicians from across the world, Wirral is celebrating its most successful guitar festival.

Renamed the International Guitar Festival of Great Britain while it was still in its infancy, the annual event has become hugely popular, this year featuring former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman.

It ended yesterday having achieved record-breaking results, with the highest audience attendance ever, occupancy levels increasing by 40% and many sell-out shows.

Rob Smith, the event’s director, said he and his team are already looking forward to building on its success and are planning next year’s festival.

Mr Smith started off the month-long festival in 1989. It features guitarists playing all types of music at venues across Wirral and, by the early 1990s, it was renamed to take into account its international popularity.

He said: “This year we were able to programme earlier and secure more, and bigger, acts.

“As an 18th birthday present, it cold not have been better.

“When I first started this, I never expected it would carry on for 18 years. There was no other festival of its kind in the country focused on guitar-playing.

“We put on performers of all guitar styles, bringing in players from all over the world.”

The early days of the festival established a serious and committed audience for guitar music, and offered players within all genres the opportunity to be listened to in intimate surroundings with an informed and enthusiastic audience.

Mr Smith added: “Although we were hopeful that the festival would be successful and put Wirral on the map, I don’t think that we were quite prepared for the enthusiasm of the players, audiences and journalists in supporting what we were trying to achieve.

“Then came the festivals in Nottingham, Dundee and the rest, so we renamed it in the third or fourth year the International Festival.

“It’s something we should be proud of. It’s not in London, Manchester, Birmingham or even Liverpool, but Wirral.”

This year, the festival continued to offer a wide range of guitar music, with some of the finest players in the world, including artists such as Bill Wyman & The Rhythm Kings, Nils Lofgren, Chris Spedding, Robben Ford, Kelly Joe Phelps, Nick Harper, Martin Taylor & Guy Barker and, closer to home, the magnificent Modjango and Gary Murphy.

This year the festival announced jazz guitarist Martin Taylor – described as “the acoustic guitarist of his generation” by America’s Acoustic Guitar Magazine – as its new patron.
 
 
(2) REGION REAPS 'OPEN' REWARDS
 

THE international exposure brought to the region by the summer’s Open golf tournament in Wirral has been described as “almost immeasurable” by tourism leaders.

New research published today reveals Merseyside’s hosting of the most successful Open Golf Championship ever staged in England gave the region an overwhelmingly positive media profile worth millions of pounds.

Wirral council leaders said the impact on tourism and inward investment of the Open would be felt for years to come in the borough and farther afield.

Cllr Steve Foulkes, Labour leader of the council, said: “The response exceeds our wildest expectations. It’s one of the best returns we’ve ever had.”

Cabinet member for regeneration Pat Hackett said the subsequent announcement of the £4.5bn Peel Holdings plan for the borough, along with developing plans for a “golf resort” in Hoylake showed “just some of the benefits of hosting the tournament”.

Cllr Hackett: “This builds on Wirral entrepreneurial ambitions and bears out our own evaluation of the event to date which has opened up many opportunities across the borough.

“The resulting economic activity, investment and jobs this will generate will be felt for years to come.

“It’s also important to note that those in the most deprived wards benefit from this and are not left behind and treated as a bystander watching in awe as massive buildings and skyscrapers go up.”

Detailed analysis of how British-based broadcasters and publishers reported the event staged at Hoylake’s Royal Liverpool Golf Club in July, reveals that overwhelmingly positive messages about the region and the event reached huge audiences in the UK alone.

Key findings include:

l The value of UK newspaper space devoted to coverage exceeded £4.2m

l As well as hole-by-hole coverage of the golf, UK broadcasters devoted more than £1.25m worth of airtime to other events at Hoylake

l 92% of UK TV and Radio coverage monitored was positive

Tourism and investment body The Mersey Partnership, Wirral Council and the Northwest Regional Development Agency commissioned today’s report.

They wanted to know how the event influenced perceptions and opinions of the region, and analysts TNS Media Intelligence were briefed to monitor coverage dealing with all aspects of the event other than the actual golf itself.

Martin King, director of tourism at TMP, said: “After winning the 2006 Open, Tiger Woods described it as one of the best Championships ever staged.

“What this research does is help us all understand the enormous added value brought to Wirral, Merseyside and the wider Northwest by staging a truly world-class event in such a successful way.

“Really positive messages and images portraying the attractiveness of this part of Merseyside filled the airwaves and pages of our newspapers for more than a week. These findings tell us the real value of that exposure – but this is only the start of the good news.

“We have not yet assessed the international impact. The same images and messages were beamed all over the world.

“The total value of the positive exposure in terms of international media profile is almost immeasurable.”

He said they were now looking forward to similar levels of interest in 2008 when Sefton and Royal Birkdale hosts The Open again.

All coverage monitored was classified under a range of topics which included art and culture, inward investment and tourism.

Emma Degg, head of tourism and marketing for Wirral council said the report “confirms that The Open Championship in July firmly placed Wirral on the national and international map”.

TNS Media Intelligence studied 113 individual items of broadcast coverage and almost 800 separate newspaper articles.

Peter Mearns, director of marketing and communications at the NWDA, said the positive coverage will not only benefit Wirral and Merseyside, but also strengthen the image of England’s Northwest.

He added: “Developing sport is an excellent way of improving the image, economy and tourism potential of the Northwest.”

The report concludes: “The region enjoyed high impact exposure during breaks in play when the coverage focused on areas surrounding the course and commentators provided positive comments about what was being shown.”

 

 

Sunday, November 26, 2006

GREETINGS FROM A POLISH SALT MINE


WKD MAKING THE
BOLD MOVE TO GO DOWN
495 STEPS, WITHOUT THE
AID OF A SAFETY NET!

A SALT GOBLIN!
EVEN DOWN THE MINE
YOU CAN'T SHAKE OFF JOHN PAUL 2!

SOME 13 YEARS AGO AND A BIT,
THIS VERY BOARD WAS WHERE
IMPULSE KING RELIEVED HIMSELF
JUST 100 YARDS AWAY THE
DEEPEST TOILETS IN POLAND. (!)



AND FINALLY A NICE FAMILY
SALTY NATIVITY SCENE.

TOWEL OR DOG?

SATURDAY NIGHT, SUNDAY MORNING

Can't really talk about X Factor, sod it yes I can. I was working tonight so I know the result and I am watching the rerun as I blog. Sounds extremely painful.
Leona should just be crowned queen and winner, straight off, no judges, no questions, you see I'm worried, men in general do not vote for anyone in these programs so I just hope that she has got the womens vote to make her the first woman winner.
I give up on the british public! Ben was terrific. Should have been Eton Road and yes you've guessed the MaccyD Bros, I always thought they were like the Proclaimers and I don't like them anyway.
 
As I blog about tv that I haven't even seen there is a question I just have to ask. Was 62 Faith Brown's bust size or her age?

MEGARANDOMNESS

OSTRICH WITH HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND........HANG ON PASS MY GLASSES!
I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT NOT PAINT YOUR FACE WITH IT!
STRANGE ONE THIS, MAYBE SHREK 3!
LOVE THIS, BLUE ANGELS AND SOME STATUE OR OTHER!
JUST A TAD CLOSE THIS ONE! CLINGONS ON STARBOARD BOW CAPTAIN.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

Throwing a dollar

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."


Thursday, November 23, 2006

FRODO AND SAM

Meet the Fuzzies, Frodo and Sam and I don't know the difference otherwise I would tell you!
Thanks CP for the pic of your two very handsome ferrets!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

OBITUARY

THANKS TO IMPULSE KING FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION :

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a Band Aid to a student - but  could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Two jokes...........

SIGNS YOU'VE EATEN TOO MUCH

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

 

LATE FOR WORK

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the driver another chance.

During lunchtime, I went outside and left this note on the driver's windshield:

"Please don't take my parking space. If you do, and your car disappears, don't say I never towed you!"  


Tuesday, November 21, 2006

CAT TIME



DO THEY CALL THESE FOUNTAINS OR WATER FEATURES OR WHAT?


Random subject.



This little cutey is very young but it could be five years before it is known what gender 'it' is. Which reminds me of a time many years ago that we adopted a mountain gorilla called Jamie. Imagine our surprise when months later he was found to be a she. What else was one to do other than to tippex out the J on the certificate!

Did You Know?

Humans and gorillas are 98% genetically identical.

Male silverback gorillas can weigh 50-100 pounds more - and are about 10 times stronger - than the biggest American football players.

When the group is attacked by humans, leopards, or other gorillas, the silverback will protect them even at the cost of his own life.

http://www.awf.org/


ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT ALWAYS TRIGGER BOTH MEMORIES AND MOST TIMES CONVERSATION?

Try these out and see what I mean........Everyone has an opinion!

Flake Ads, What's your favourite?The Prisoner, Who's your favourite character?Tiswas or Swapshop?Favourite person playing Doctor Who?PG Tips Ads?James Bond?James Bond film?Star Wars movie?Star Trek series?There's loads loads more isn't there? This list is just a start..........

Did you know

The River Nile has only ever frozen over twice. Once in the 9th century and the other in the 11th century.

In the original story of Cinderella the slippers were fur but became glass because of an error in translation.

The expression "Sleep tight" comes from a time when mattresses were filled with straw and held up with ropes stretched across the bed frame.

Coffee?

You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When...

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You've worn the finish off you coffee table

*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house

*You're so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup


Monday, November 20, 2006

Two alleged funnies....

Mrs. O'Connor Divorce

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"

"Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Sure now, we only have a carport."

The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?"

"No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "I'm always first out of bed."

Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. "Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?"

"Sure now, he plays the flute, but I don't think he knows anything about the connubial."

Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. "What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have."

"Bless you, sir. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let alone grounds."

"Mrs. O'Connor," the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, "you need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?"

"Ah, well now," said the lady, "Sure it's because the man can't hold an intelligent conversation."


Good Pedigree

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. "I want a dog of which I can be proud," she told the salesman. "Does that one have a good pedigree?"

"Miss," declared the clerk, "if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us."

Sunday, November 19, 2006

HAS SOMEBODY SERIOUSLY LOST THE PLOT HERE?

Nuclear power stations up for heritage status

ONCE they were just blots on the landscape but now Scotland’s nuclear power stations could be designated for preservation as national monuments.

Historic Scotland, the body charged with preserving the nation’s heritage, says that it wants to grant listed building status to Dounreay power station in Caithness, Chapelcross in Dumfriesshire and Hunterston B in Ayrshire.

South of the border, English Heritage is considering classifying some of the earliest and most historic nuclear facilities because many are reaching the end of their lives and face imminent demolition.

It could lead to buildings that have been at the heart of some of Britain’s most controversial planning decisions being preserved in perpetuity.

Plans to strip out the plant at Dounreay are being prepared by the owner, the UK Atomic Energy Authority (UKAEA), in consultation with Historic Scotland, with a view to preserving its striking dome.

“We recognise the special importance of Dounreay and its role in Scottish history,” said a spokesman for Historic Scotland. “The unique circumstances surrounding the building must be taken into account and we will continue to have constructive talks with UKAEA and Highland council about the best way forward.”

Britain has 14 nuclear power stations on 11 sites, which generate a fifth of our electricity. The oldest date from the mid-1960s, the most recent — Sizewell B — from the mid-1990s. Six stations have been shut down and are being decommissioned, including Calder Hall, near the Sellafield site in Cumbria. It was the world’s first industrial scale nuclear power station when the Queen opened it in 1956.

Proposals to preserve the power stations were partly inspired by a French project which saw Chinon A, a decommissioned nuclear power station in the Loire valley, turned into a museum. The public can view the radioactive reactor core, which has been covered in steel and cement for safety.

However, the cost of maintaining the dome at Dounreay has emerged as a potential stumbling block to its preservation. It costs £150,000 to paint the dome every two years.

Miles Glendinning, the director for the Scottish centre for conservation at Edinburgh College of Art, said: “One of the special things about Dounreay was that it was part of an ambitious development programme for the north of Scotland. It could be seen to have a retro architectural appeal, but its real significance is as a monument to social progress. The site should be seen as a memory landscape.”

Environmentalists also welcomed the move. “We need to be reminded of the huge amounts of money they wasted and the radioactive legacy they left us,” said Tony Juniper, director of Friends of the Earth. “We should preserve these buildings as a monument to all that stupidity.”

RANDOM PICCIES!




Here's an idea.......

IMPULSE KING has just had an amazing idea for a business venture.......
Teaching people to juggle over the phone!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

POLAND MISCELLANY

Have I told you that the story about the city in Poland that has a dragon, yes a dragon as it's 'emblem'. No well I will one day!

I've a great idea, let's buy an open topped tour bus, something quite swanky, maybe a London Atlantean. Brilliant idea!
Let's run it in Kracow in Poland where it really rains.
Best idea yet let's put a corrogated plastic roof on it so people don't get wet!
Oh and another idea, not visible from the photie by the way, let's only open the upstairs when people want to go up stairs!

Well we obviously weren't the first people from the Wirral in Kracow then. Wow they've heard of Daniel Craig in Kracow and they've even heard of James Bond!

The most original and unique title for this photie is
"Reflections of Kracow"

!!!!

SATURDAY BIT

Saturday wouldn't be quite the same at the moment without some kind of mention of X Factor, X Factor was on tonite.....




Call me bad minded but don't you think that there is a possibility that Louis deliberately made Eton Road look bad tonight? Terrible song for them, badly performed, but better second time around when they changed the vocalist for the middle eight, poor, old fashioned 'boy band' choreography and they looked like they were dressed by Oxfam. I hear you saying WHY? He's bought in to the hype around the MaccyD Boys and he wants them to stay until the end because of Simon saying they could never win. Go on be honest who do you know that has voted for them? My point exactly! On that subject, weren't Eton Road so much better before Louis got hold of them.......?
Ok Robert has gone, Bye bye Robert I'm past the point of caring! Ben and Leona are both terrific and despite tonights off performance Ray will be there playing the supporting role in the last three.......Eton Road or the horrible MaccyD Boys will go next week and the other of Louis acts the week after.

This is a real gem!

AN ABSOLUTE GEM



An elderly man in Winklespruit calls his son in Cape Town and says, 'I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; 35 years of misery is enough.'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in England and tell her,' and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there on Friday.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up and turns to his wife.
'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.'

GUINNESS

Well now, you see it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because only the fittest survive thus improving the general health and speed of the entire herd.

In much the same way the human brain only operates as quickly as the slowest of it's brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, as we all know, and naturally the alcohol attacks the slowest/weakest cells first....

So it is as plain as the nose on your face that regular consumption of Guinness will eliminate the weaker, slower brain cells thus leaving the remaining cells the best in the brain.

The end result, of course, is a faster more efficient brain.

If you doubt this at all, tell me, isn't it true that we always feel a bit smarter after a few pints?

Friday, November 17, 2006

GIVE ME A SIGN.....

Ok the sign of the golden arches with the ancient coat of arms of Kracow; the friendly face of the emblem of Kracow, a dragon; just so we could find our hotel at night; the polish word for off licence is ALKOHOLE, yes it is; the only Guinness sign seen while we were away - in the heart of the jewish quarter?!


HOLY KRACOW!

YOU SEE THERE ARE SOME NEW BUILDINGS IN AND AROUND KRACOW, BUT i MUST ADMIT THIS LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE OUR OWN
'PADDY'S WIGWAM' IMPLODED ON ITSELF!

BACK TO THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD HERITAGE SITE TO ST ANDREW'S CATHEDRAL.

AND THE BEAUTIFULLY IMPRESSIVE BASILICA OF SAINT MARY IN THE MAIN TOWN SQUARE

THERE ARE TWELVE APOSTLES OUTSIDE THE PARISH CHURCH OF STS PETER AND PAUL

GO ON COUNT THEM!

A PEDIGREE INFLATABLE DOG


I can't say "Only in Kracow" but I've only seen this little puppy in Kracow!

Kracow in PIX - Hotel

A chandelier in the bedroom....
.......WOW












ON/OFF
Yes WKD it's a light!














Does look rather grand though don't it?

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.......


All you need is Love - and the waiting is nearly over

THE anticipation is almost as great as it was back in the days when a new Beatles record was about to be released. This Monday sees the launch of Love, in which existing master tapes were used to remix songs into what is described as a "unique soundscape." The 28-track album uses the full range of the group's output, from I Want To Hold Your Hand to Get Back.
And last night Beatles fans were given a sneak preview of the album in a world premiere at the Mosquito bar in Victoria Street. The project has the full blessing and support of the surviving Beatles, Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, along with Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison. It was overseen by their most famous producer, Sir George Martin, along with his son Giles, who worked with previously unreleased material and original master recordings. Sir Paul said: "This album puts the Beatles back together again. "Suddenly there is John and George with me and Ringo. It's kind of magical." Ringo Starr added: "George and Giles did such a great job combining these tracks. It's really powerful for me and I even heard things I'd forgotten we had recorded." Love began life as a collaboration between the surviving Beatles and entertainment troupe Cirque Du Soleil for their Las Vegas show.
Beatles' fans were yesterday on the edge of their seats in anticipation of the album's release. Jean Catharell of Liverpool Beatlescene group said: "So far I've avoided hearing it on the radio because I want to sit down and hear the whole thing when it's released. When I first heard about the album, I thought it was going to be absolutely wonderful. "I've heard so much about it and I've spoken to a lot of people who have been out to Las Vegas to see the Cirque Du Soleil performance I'm sure it's going to be breathtaking." Stephen Bailey, manager of Mathew Street's Beatles shop, said: "We gave out tickets to the event at the shop and they went so quickly. I've heard the songs and as someone who has spent years listening to the originals I think the new ones will take a bit of getting used to. "We've had lots of people coming in and asking if there are any more left so there have been quite a few disappointed fans." Love will be released in a 78-minute stereo CD version and in an 81-minute audio-only version which will play through DVD systems on Monday.
Musical history - the full list of the Beatles’ new 28-track album
THE full album track-listing is as follows: 1. Because 2. Get Back 3. Glass Onion 4. Eleanor Rigby Julia (Transition) 5. I Am The Walrus 6. I Want To Hold Your Hand 7. Drive My Car/The Word/What You’re Doing 8. Gnik Nus 9. Something Blue Jay Way (Transition) 10. Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite!/I Want You (She’s So Heavy)/Helter Skelter 11. Help!
12. Blackbird/Yesterday 13. Strawberry Fields Forever 14. Within You Without You/Tomorrow Never Knows 15. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds 16. Octopus’s Garden 17. Lady Madonna 18. Here Comes The Sun The Inner Light (Transition) 19. Come Together/Dear Prudence Cry Baby Cry (Transition) 20. Revolution 21. Back In The U.S.S.R. 22. While My Guitar Gently Weeps 23. A Day In The Life 24. Hey Jude 25. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) 26. All You Need Is Love

I'll have that gift wrapped please!

Must be awfully boring doing this shelf stacking business?

Wish they put a lamp post in these supermarkets.....


Don't you think the guy taking the photo could help her....otherwise Good Effort