HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!!!!

HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY TO EVERYONE WHO VISITS HERE FOR THE YEAR AHEAD.

TO EVERYBODY THAT CELEBRATES ANYTHING AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR AND TO THOSE THAT DON'T, WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING HAVE A GREAT TIME DOING IT!!

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it
under a tree.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING AMERICA

TO ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AND TO ALL AMERICANS WHEREVER IN THE WORLD THEY MIGHT BE.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

INTRODUCING BANKSY!!

Banksy is a well-known pseudo-anonymous British graffiti artist. He is believed to be a native of Yate, South Gloucestershire, near Bristol and to have been born in 1974, but there is substantial public uncertainty about his identity and personal and biographical details. According to Tristan Manco, Banksy "was born in 1974 and raised in Bristol, England. The son of a photocopier engineer, he trained as a butcher but became involved in graffiti during the great Bristol aerosol boom of the late 1980s." His artworks are often-satirical pieces of art on topics such as politics, culture, and ethics.

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"There are no exceptions to the rule that everyone thinks they're exceptions to
the rule."

"Become good at cheating and you'll never have to become good at anything
else."

Quote of the Day

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.

NO!!

NO sun--no moon!
No morn--no noon!
No dawn--no dusk--no proper time of day--
No sky--no earthly view--
No distance looking blue--
No road--no street--no "t'other side this way"--
No end to any Row--
No indications where the Crescents go--
No top to any steeple--
No recognitions of familiar people--
No courtesies for showing 'em--
No knowing 'em!
No traveling at all--no locomotion--
No inkling of the way--no notion--
"No go" by land or ocean--
No mail--no post--
No news from any foreign coast--
No Park, no Ring, no afternoon gentility--
No company--no nobility--
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds--
November!

Thomas Hood

SPOOF TIME!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!!

WELL IT HAPPENS TO EVEYBODY SOONER OR LATER I GUESS............YOU GET ALL INVOLVED IN HALLOWEEN, DRESSING UP, CARVING PUMPKINS AND JUST GENERALLY GETTING SCARED AND SCARING PEOPLE!!!!

I'M BRITISH REMEMBER, HALLOWEEN ISN'T A BIG THING BUT THIS YEAR I'M IN CANADA WITH MY 'NEW' FAMILY WHICH INCLUDES A NEARLY 3 YEAR OLD SO WE ARE ALL OUT TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT WOW WHAT FUN!!!

HAVE A GREAT TIME EVERYBODY WHEREVER YOU ARE CELEBRATING AND HOWEVER YOU ARE CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN!!!!

HEY TRICK OR TREAT?!!!!!

TO CANADA AND CANADIANS

In Canada Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October. Unlike the American tradition of remembering Pilgrims and settling in the New World, Canadians give thanks for a successful harvest. The harvest season falls earlier in Canada compared to the United States due to the simple fact that Canada is further north.The history of Thanksgiving in Canada goes back to an English explorer, Martin Frobisher, who had been trying to find a northern passage to the Orient. He did not succeed but he did establish a settlement in Northern America. In the year 1578, he held a formal ceremony, in what is now called Newfoundland, to give thanks for surviving the long journey. This is considered the first Canadian Thanksgiving. Other settlers arrived and continued these ceremonies. He was later knighted and had an inlet of the Atlantic Ocean in northern Canada named after him - Frobisher Bay. At the same time, French settlers, having crossed the ocean and arrived in Canada with explorer Samuel de Champlain, also held huge feasts of thanks. They even formed 'The Order of Good Cheer' and gladly shared their food with their Indian neighbours...and the story goes on...

OOOOH AAAAAH

THIS IS CHESTER TODAY'S PUPPY FROM THE DAILY PUPPY!!!!

HE IS A DUCK TOLLING RETRIEVER AND YES THAT'S A NEW ONE ON ME TOO!!

K9 TGIF

MMMMMMONDAY!!!

OH SIMON YOU HAVE SO LOST THE PLOT!!

YOU BOUGHT A TOE RING AND GAVE IT AS A PROMISE RING?!!!

NO WAY!!!
YES WAY, CHECK IT OUT!!

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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

RONALD'S GOSPEL

And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good. And the Devil said, "There goes the neighborhood." And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over everycreeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own image; male and female did He create.And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.And the Devil said, "I know how I can get back in this game."And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And the Devil created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 79-cent double cheeseburger. And the Devil said to Man: "You want fries with that?" And Man said: "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.

NOT DICKS BUT.....

OK HERE'S THE MALE EQUIVALENT AS PROMISED!!!

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.

MONDAYS HEY?

What single ability do we all have?

The ability to change.

9-11 WE MUST NOT FORGET

I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR REPOSTING MY PICTURE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE TAKEN ON JAN 3 1990.

NOT BOOBS BUT.......

OK THESE AREN'T MY PICTURES AND THEY ARE NOT BOOBS EITHER!!!

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

He said, “My son, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
One is evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf wins?”

The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”

cocktail sir!!

So looking on Drinksmixer, Imagine my reaction to
this drink
Click above for the name but here's the recipe!

1 1/2 tsp SOUTHERN COMFORT PEACH LIQUEUR
1 1/2 tsp CANADIAN WHISKY

2 tsp GRENADINE SYRUP

1 tsp PINEAPPLE JUICE

Place the two liquors into the bottom of a shot glass. Add pineapple juice and grenadine, mix well, and serve.

PUSH THE BUTTON.

OOO AAAAH!!!

Meet TRIGGER the Boxer, todays selection from THE DAILY PUPPY

NOW DOES ANYONE DOUBT WHY ME AND JULES HAVE A VIRTUAL DOG? WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW, OH SHAME ON YOU!!

AND WHY IT JUST HAD TO BE A.......

BOXER!!!!