Wednesday, July 01, 2009

CANADA DAY


CERTAINLY MORE IMPORTANT THIS YEAR THAN EVER BEFORE, BUT IN CANADA WITH MY CANADIAN 'FAMILY' IS DEFINITELY THE WAY TO CELEBRATE IT!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

Sunday, June 07, 2009

In the land below the Motorway

Sounds fun hey?
Click anywhere on this post for a picture show extraordinaire, can you tell it's one of mine?
Music by The Christians - Ideal World!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

WILKO NEWS IS GOING TO THE DOGS

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

TO ALL MOMMY'S WHO CELEBRATE MOMMY'S DAY ON MAY 10!!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

HAPPY EASTER!!!


Sunday, March 22, 2009

UK MOTHER'S DAY MARCH 22 2009

TO MY UK MUM'S WHEREVER THEY MAY BE, HAVE THE MOST SMASHING DAY!!
AS I SAY EVERY YEAR OTHER MUM'S DON'T GO IN TO A FLAT SPIN, REMEMBER THE UK HAVE A DIFFERENT DATE SET ASIDE FOR THEIR MUM'S!!!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

THE LAW OF SOD!!!

12 LAWS OF INACCURATE PERCEPTION

SOD'S LAW, ALSO KNOWN AS MURPHY'S LAW. If anything can go wrong, it will.

O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY ON MURPHY'S LAW. Murphy was an optimist.

THE FIRST COROLLARY TO SOD'S LAW. Anything that is to go wrong will do so at the worst possible moment.


THE UNSPEAKABLE LAW. As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.


NON-RECIPROCAL LAWS OF EXPECTATIONS. Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

HOWE'S LAW. Every man has a scheme which will not work.

ZYMURGY'S FIRST LAW OF EVOLVING SYSTEM DYNAMICS. Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a larger can.

SKINNER'S CONSTANT. The quantity which must be multiplied by, divided by, added to or subtracted from the answer you get to give the answer you should have got.

LAW OF SELECTIVE GRAVITY. An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

JENNING'S COROLLARY. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

BARTH'S DISTINCTION. There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types and those who do not.

NINETY-NINETY RULE OF PROJECT SCHEDULES. The first 90% of the job takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90%.

FARBER'S RULE. Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

MARCH 17 2009











HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY EVERYBODY!!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

JUST A QUOTE!!!

Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Meet me on Facebook........Simon Wilkinson, the good looking one in the Liverpool Network!!!

Meet GUS from the Daily Puppy!!!

I'M NOT A GREAT LOVER OF DASCHUNDS AS A BREED AND I CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER HAVE ONE BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALL. I LOVE ALL DOGS BUT PREFER THEM TO BE LIKE 'DOGS' BUT.....
I HAVE TO ADMIT TO FALLING IN LOVE WITH THIS LITTLE CHAP, GUS, FROM THE DAILY PUPPY, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST PICTURE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A LITTLE DOG!!















Saturday, February 14, 2009

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY......EVERYBODY!!!!!


Monday, February 09, 2009

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?