Thursday, April 05, 2007

CHOCOLATE v SEX

Easter and the whole world, almost, focuses on chocolate! Now I know I've posted this before and it's been kicking around for some time but I'm going to do it again. What the heck..... 
 
  1. You can GET Chocolate.
    2. "If you Love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with Chocolate.
    3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
    4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
    5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
    6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother.
    7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
    8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
    9. The word 'Commitment' doesn't scare off your chocolate.
    10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
    11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
    12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
    13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    14. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
    15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
    16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
    17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
    18. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
    19. With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
    20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.
    21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
    22. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.
    23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
    24. It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
    25. When chocolate melts all over your hands its nice to lick it off

12 comments:

twolf1920 said...

ALL WOMEN will appreciate this one EBEZP!

Ice said...
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Ice said...

COMBINE THE TWO...

Actually, naww... one before the other.

But I'd rather sex anyday if I had to chose!

Chocolate just gives ya a big ass... (good thing Easter is ONCE a year!)

EBEZP said...

Ice the reason for posting that twice was......?!

I once had a girlfriend that couldn't have one without the other, the chocolate made her so horny, Easter was the best time of the year!!
We worked together and I used to give her a cream egg at about 4.30 and then give her a lift home! Most nights I wouldn't get in from work until about 11!
You know your probably right I might prefer sex myself!!

Sorry twolf looks like that's not as true as we thought it was going to be! Nice to see you anyway!

Ice said...

I posted twice because I got impatient it was taking so long so I clicked it again out of anger!!!

You are more than welcome to delete my double post... I honestly didnt think you would post 'em both if they both went through...

SOWWY my bad!

And a happy happy happy HAPPY Easter to you as well, my friend :)

I'll hurry back...busy ass weekend but do what I can to pop on here and there.

jillie said...

I could LIVE on chocolate!

Lee Ann said...

It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! hmmmmm....

anonymouse said...

as long as it is swiss chocolate... but i would rather have sex or carmel

twolf1920 said...

Ice sez: "Chocolate just gives ya a big ass... (good thing Easter is ONCE a year!)"

But then we LIKE fat bottomed girls Ice...

EBEZP said...

Ice lovely as ever to have you here, take care!

jillie - a vote for chocolate then, I'm actually surprised!

lee ann, first time ever I'm lost for words - it's just my imagination kicking in!!

British chocolate is better so sorry anonymouse sex wins!

twolf I just like bottomed girls! Makes the week after Easter the best time for sex then using up all those cals!

Lee Ann said...

That was my intent! I think your imagination is where is supposed to be on that! ;)
*giggle*

EBEZP said...

lee ann your so sweet.....like chocolate!!
WOW!!