Political correctness gone mad.......

Found this over at Pixie's http://pixiestl.blogspot.com/ her blog's really good go on and take a look if you haven't already, anyway forgive the Americanisms they are super, read them leave a comment borrow them so I can give them back!!!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN

AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a"BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER.

"HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN

AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's"REAR CLEAVAGE