"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want
sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield
