Tuesday, March 27, 2007

SPLOSH

So feet really are the world's favourite turn-on. A recent study by the University of Bologna found that nearly half of the 5,000 people questioned had a penchant for toes, heels, boots and other footwear (yawn). How dull.
Had the researchers stumbled upon Splosh! studios in Hastings, Sussex, they might have got some rather more interesting responses.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term, 'sploshing' is when a person gets sexual pleasure from being wet and messy. They are aroused when substances are rubbed or poured on to their bare skin or clothes. It can be done with food, mud, or even paint.
Having a Black Forest gateau rubbed in their face, followed by some rather messy sex, is likely to be a splosher's idea of heaven. Splosh! studios is owned by Bill Shipton, 51, who is also creator and editor of Splosh! fetish magazine.
For a fee of £25 per hour, he will film you and your partner (or a group) while you throw pies at each other and roll around in sticky syrup. You don't have to worry about the cleaning and you have a memento to keep forever.
Shipton says the biggest attraction to sploshing is, of course, the fun.'Sploshing puts humour back into sex – we've become terribly serious about it,' says Shipton. 'Although there's a humiliation aspect to it, there's no dominance or submission – it's tit for tat. If you rub a custard pie in my face, I'll rub it back in yours.'


Partners in grime


Shipton originally opened the studio because he had extra space in his office but is now struggling to cope with demand – and the raunchiness of his customers.
'We have lots of couples who book the studio as a birthday surprise for their partner,' he explains. 'Once we had six lesbians who wanted to have a messy party in a paddling pool. Soon, there were tongues everywhere. I wasn't quite sure when to nip off and leave them to it. The film is meant to be a nice memory – we certainly don't advertise ourselves as a venue for sex. But if any form of spontaneous sexual activity does take place – as long as it's agreed by all – we won't stop it.'www.splosh.co.uk
WELL IS IT YOUR TURN ON?

2 comments:

Jules said...

Nope... all I can think about is how long it would take to clean up.

EBEZP said...

Oh good old sensible mature Jules! LMAO!