1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Only one? I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code afterwards.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me!
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb"
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Cattle Dog : First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Bichon: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
11 comments:
How many queers does it take to change a light bulb?
3... One to hold the ladder, one to change it, and one to say "FAAAABBBBULOUS"
(guess I'm a racist again, even though I dont make the jokes up, or snap the pics and put the captions on them, lol)
GOOD WEEKEND :)
Not to mention sexist and probably every other ist you can think of!
Don't you ever change!
haha... : P
Oh, and I won't change :) I AM ME, love me or leave me!
I always go with my 'badself' :D
My dogs are just dumb asses...lol!
Hey...recognize the avatar? Never trust a nurse that drinks Jack Daniels....LMAO
Hey Ice love the BADself
Jillie Hi, now there's a funny thing, the avatar was stolen from let me think, oh yeah...me and I stole it from, hang on a second, oh yes it's coming to me now............Ice!
Great to see you!
I recognize the avatar, I had it up at my site a week ago... lol.
I sure got a giggle from this post.. Okay, I'm staying around here for a long while. You got it goin' on, Eb!
Thank you Jules for brightening up my site and blogland in general!
& do you know? .... while dogs have happiness in their tails[ which keeps following them] cats have anger in theirs [ which keeps following them too]...
No I didn't know that Mona - your comments are so full of wisdom.
Thank you for that.
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