Sunday, March 25, 2007


Sex in a boat = Oargasms

Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms

Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms

Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms

Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms

Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms

Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms

Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms

Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms

Sex with an accountant = Boregasms

Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms

Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms

Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms

Sex while broke = Poorgasms

Sex with a lion = Roargasms

Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms

Sex on a golf course = Foregasms

Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms

Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms

Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms

Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms

Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms

Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms

Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms

Sex on the beach = Shoregasms

Sex when you get an award = Honogasms

Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms

Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms

Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms

Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms

Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms

Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms

Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms

Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms

Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms

Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms

Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms

Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms

Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms

Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms

Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms

Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms

Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms

Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms

Sex while flying = Soargasms

Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms

Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms

Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms

Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms

Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms

Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms

Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms

Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms

Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms

Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms

Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms

Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms

Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms

Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms

Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms

Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms

Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms

Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms

Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms

Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms

Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms

Sex without a climax = Nogasms


Aprill said...

I think I've had a couple "oreogasms." But those are completely normal, right?

G-Man said...

How about cumming by just listening to music..
Have a great day EB..

Manny said...

Aww yes, the ultimate multiple.

jillie said...

How about sex in a 4-wheel drive? 4 on the floorgasm!!

good one g-man


Jules said...

That list is about how many I have in one "session"... !! ;OP I'm NOT saying I've had all of those "gasms"... just that I love those multiple O's.

EBEZP said...

April of course sex with a cookie is perfectly normal!

Depends on the music I reckon G man!

How do you know it's the ultimate you might have another one Manny!

I always had you down as a multiple O person from the minute I saw your little face. I don't mean your face is little I mean we only get to see a very small picture of you don't we Jules!

As for you Jillie that's just about what I've come to expect from you. For a sudden moment there I thought you had whispered the wrong name in my ear, would have been quite a post to get the name wrong wouldn't it??!!

Ice said...

lol... good one, nothing like the big 'O'... :)

Ice said...

: o

No more HOT ICE? : (

buuubuuubuuutttbutttt, I put up a new pic :)

Jules said...

yeah, well... what do you think I just did in that bubble bath!

twolf1920 said...

I think this just about covers it!

I have had LOTS of "Cyclegasms" the past 3 days!

EBEZP said...

Jules don't tell me you came back to check were you were up to!
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms!!

Hi Ice, you'll have to wait til later for the Hot Ice!

Cyclegasms hey do they come round again?!

Manny said...

I can only hope.