THESE US. SIGNS ARE MODERATELY FUNNY

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On another Septic Tank Truck:

"We're #1 in the #2 business"

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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office :

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window :

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station ,

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."