Did I miss you?

Yes! So much so I nicked this off your blog! Welcome back to blogland! I go away to Vegas and come back and find you've returned - nice surprise!
These are some explanations of some words that we can probably all identify with! Even if not I like them and so does.........
Open to comment of course. You know who you are!

Blamestorming - sitting around a boardroom table and discussing what went wrong and who was to blame.
Ego-surfing - searching the internets for your own name. I think we,ve all done it especially us bloggers hey!
Going postal - meaning to lose it, to be unable to deliver the goods.
Irritainment - entertainment that is annoying but at the same time compelling (all that reality tv etc)
Mouse potato - someone who spents all their time on-line or playing computer games.
Slackademic - someone who spends too much time in further education, rather than getting a job.
Treeware - any printed publication - newspapers, books etc.
Metrosexual - heterosexual male with a strong interest in clothes, hairstyles, beauty products, cooking and home accessories. Thereby negating the advantage of having sons and not daughters!