Tuesday, May 15, 2007

THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 200 WORDS!

 

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion.

Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction.

Large- scale structure formation. Reionisation? Violent relaxation. Virialisation. Galaxy formation. Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionisation. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion.

 Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion.

Carbon, oxygen and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation.

Stellar remnant production. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas explosion. Water condensation. Carbon dioxide solution. Water photodissociation.

Escaping hydrogen. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Polymerisation. Coacervate formation. Molecular reproduction. Fermentation. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms! Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration.

Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Multi-cellular organisms. Evolutionary diversification. Fossilisation. Tribolite domination. Land exploration. Comet collision. Dinosaur extinction.

Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo Sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Fermentation. Religion.

Food surplus production. Civilisation! Innovation. Exploration. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Colonisation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialisation. Rebellion. Emancipation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanisation. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations.

Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration.

Fission explosions. United Nations. Decolonisation.

Population explosion. Space exploration. Assassinations.

Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerisation. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution.

World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation. Union.

6 comments:

josh williams said...

I agree, except on one point I see an error. Thats all I can say.

MONA said...

LOL so many TIONS! All in one place!!! WOW!

~d said...

If the world is (approximately) 13 billion years old...what was here 14 billion years ago?

jillie said...

Ok...I did my food meme...although I had to cut corners a bit. I don't know how to put in links and I'm going crazy right now...lol! So what else is new right????

cheerio!

EBEZP said...

Josh only one mistake I've don well then!! Thanks for the visit!

Mona hello I hadn't thought of that!

Hi ~d I have no eye deer! But thanks for visiting anyway!!

Jillie you're wonderful - safe trip, take care.










Jillie miss you already!

Eric Schulman said...

I'm glad you liked my History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less. You might also enjoy the book I wrote based on the history.