Friday, September 07, 2007

DISNEY AGAIN!

WELL I THREATENED YOU WITH MORE DISNEY YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN SO HERE WE GO! FIRST OFF THANK YOU EVERYBODY THAT COMMENTED THEY WILL ALL BE ANSWERED IN TIME!
JILLIE............THIS IS GOOFY! A MAN PLAYED BY A DOG!WHEREAS ON THE OTHER PAW, PLUTO IS MICKEY'S PET DOG!!
DON'T WORRY THOUGH IT'S AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE!
TINA YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO ENCOURAGE JILLIE! I AM AFTER ALL BRINGING A GOOFY SOFTIE TO YOU NEXT WEEK!!
THIS NEXT BIT IS TO PARENTS EVERYWHERE, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!

YOU TRY DON'T YOU? EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO BRING YOUR KIDS UP RIGHT YOU TEACH THEM ALL THE RIGHTS AND WRONGS, DOS AND DONTS AND YOU LEAVE IT TO THEM TO MAKE ALL THEIR CHOICES FOR ADULTHOOD. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ALONG COMES A NEW BOSS IN HER POSH CAR AND ORDERS THEM TO GO AND STEAL PUPPIES AND AS IF ALL THE NURTURING AND PERSUASION IN THE RIGHT PATH MEANS NOTHING THEY CHANGE IN TO CRUELLA'S SLAVES!!




WELL MATT I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO CONVINCE YOUR GRANDMA THAT IT'S JUST A JOB!

NOT ONLY DOES HE STEAL SPOTTY PUPS HE GETS A SPOTTY FACE WEARING ALL THAT MAKE UP TOO!

MEANWHILE LATER IN THE PARK, CHILLING OUT, HAVING A SMOKE AND A COKE, NOISE BEHIND ME AND I'M ATTACKED YES ATTACKED BY TWO CHIPMUNKS! EACH HAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND ME AND ARE WRESTLING ME TO THE GROUND!

TIC AND TAC ARE NOT FACE CHARACTERS THAT MEANS UNDER PAIN OF NEAR DEATH THEY MUST NOT SPEAK SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT SOUNDED WHEN A MUFFLED ENGLISH FEMALE VOICE WHISPERED LOUDLY, "SHIT, YOU ARE MATT'S DAD AREN'T YOU?" I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO!!



8 comments:

cheekyfaces said...

Oh Cruella De Ville....memories............I love Disney films

grace said...

Can never get enough of Disney!

I have tagged you, for this chain going around, to mention 8 random things about yourself. It's ok, if you don't want to.

xx

Autumn Storm said...

Cruella De Ville, if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...
Matt's looking pretty scary there too though. :-) Nice warm Disney post, Simon, keep 'em coming.

Pauline said...

Looks like you're having a great time, I'm glad. Super pics as always. Hope the rest of your vacation is just as much fun.

Valyna said...

Hmmmm... I don't see any Mickey??? *pouts

Jules said...

HAHA!! LOL, that's priceless. What did you do on your holiday, Eb? Oh, nothing really... just took up wrestling with chipmunks for public display...

LMAO!

justawriter said...

Looks like you are having loads of fun!!! I love Cruella!!! T

EBEZP said...

Hey cheekyfaces, I always forget how much I like 101 Dalmations and Cruella is the perfect Disney 'baddie'! This one can sink a few pints as well, good all rounder!!

Grace neither can I, thanks for visiting and thanks for the tag! Not!! No I will do it....not now though, I'll be in touch!

Autumn Storm thank you again yeah Cruella rules and Matts scariness is only make up!! Awfully funny when you see them in the Sports Bar in their civvies though!!
Knocking back the pints and not being a bit Cruella ish!! She's not even blonde and she's French!

Yeah thanks Pauline I'm having a great time!! The fun will continue, guaranteed!! Us scousers know how to have a fun time!!

Patience Valyna patience!! Wow don't you look sexy when you pout!!

Jules it wasn't that funny!! Yes it was really but they could have got the sack though! Fortunately though the ACC - french for chaperone ish - was in on it too!!
Met them in the Sports Bar too, talk about cute!!

Oh Tina I am and it's going to get better while I'm on hols, especially next week! Can't wait!!
I love Cruella too, thats interesting!!