WORMS

A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday  sermon.      

Four  worms were placed into four separate jars.

The  first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into  a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of  chocolate syrup.
The  fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the  conclusion of the sermon,  the Minister reported the following  results:         

The  first worm in alcohol -
Dead.

The  second worm in cigarette smoke -  
Dead.


Third  worm in chocolate syrup -
Dead .


Fourth  worm in good clean soil -
Alive.


So  the Minister asked the congregation -
"What  can you learn from this demonstration?"


Maxine  was sitting in the back,  quickly raised her hand and  said,
"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have  worms!"