AND TYPICALLY MALE

It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were
spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -
sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they
walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback
gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and
holding on with one hand (and 2feet), he grunted and pounded his chest
with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the
pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even
more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then
the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."


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