Tuesday, October 09, 2007

BEAT THE TUESDAY BLUES!!

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Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen & yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray gave them their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....








I HAVEN'T MADE THE F%@*ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

12 comments:

Keshi said...

LOL Ebez 'bear' HUGGGGGGGGZ!

Happy Tuesday :) This too shall pass hehe.

Keshi.

wisdomstuff said...

The good news is it's not Monday.

grace said...

Great post!! So true, so true.

See what happens when you show people how to use the computer!!!!!

I enjoyed you comment.

Autumn Storm said...

:-D

Have a great day when you get that far. :-)

EBEZP said...

Keshi thanks bear HUGS back at yer!!

See why you are called wisdomstuff!! Thanks.

Grace, yep its true!! Thanks although I may have unleashed a leathal weapon!!

Thanks AS busy one but it'll be ok!!

cheekyfaces said...

Awww thanks for the laugh, I loved this one!!

Emma said...

Brilliant Si, loved it...hope you had a good day..xx

EBEZP said...

So glad it made you laugh cheeky!

I had a great day thanks Em, glad you liked it!

melanie said...

Hello there :)

Well my Tuesday were rubbish..but that little tale made me chuckle and started the early hours of Wednesday in a much more promising fashion!

Ta ra for now
Melanie
x

EBEZP said...

Should have come 24 hours ago then shouldn't you your Tuesday would've been so much better then wouldn't it!! Thanks for dropping by and have a good wednesday Mel!

JLee said...

I look at the bright side... Tuesday is a good TV night! ha

EBEZP said...

Whatever does it for you I say jlee!!