HAPPY HALLOWEEN

HEY GUESS WHAT!!

YEAH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WOW QUITE A LANDMARK, WELL I THINK SO!
NEED TO CELEBRATE IT SOMEHOW BUT I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT TO DO AFTER ALL I'VE DONE THE PARTY IN A COMMENTS BOX, BUT THAT WAS REAL FUN DO YOU REMEMBER? CLICK HERE TO REMIND YOURSELF OF IT!
BUT THAT TOOK A LOT OF ORGANISING AND A LOT TO DO BEFORE AND AFTER!

OK THOUGH I GUESS WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE OTHER THREE SITES WITHOUT WILKO NEWS, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM THERE'S THE SEEDIER SIDE OF LIFE IN THE GUTTER PRESS, HERE'S THE LATEST POST.
THE PHOTOBLOG IS ALL MY OWN PICS AND TODAY HAS A NATURE SPOT!
THEN THERE'S MY NEWEST BLOG WHICH I COLLABORATE WITH THE WONDERFUL JULES AND THAT'S A SIMPLE ONE A DAY PHOTOBLOG.

THERE ARE LOADS OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE IT HAPPEN TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION BUT I AM GOING TO MENTION ONE OTHER AND THAT IS AUTUMN STORM SHE RUNS A GREAT SITE AND IS 'ADMINISTRATOR' FOR TEAM BRAVO OF WHICH I AM A MEMBER CRUNCHING FOR THE WORLD COMMUNITY GRID. NOW YOU CAN FIND OUT ALL ABOUT THAT FROM MY SIDE BAR OR FROM AUTUMN'S SITE! YOU MAY NOT REALISE HOW EASY IT IS TO JOIN, WHAT FUN WE ALL HAVE AND WHAT GOOD WE ALL DO, SO GO CHECK IT OUT....GO ON WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?

OK HERE'S THE SCORE! I AM GOING TO START AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHOOSE OR ASK OR REQUEST WHERE WE GO NEXT OK! THE POST IS STAYING UP FOR 72 HOURS AND WILL BE UPDATED OFTEN, COME BACK AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE AND MAKE SUGGESTIONS, COMMENT, CHOOSE OR E MAIL ME
KEY WORD HAS TO BE FUN. I'VE HAD A GREAT DEAL OF IT RIGHT FROM THE START AND THE MORE FUN WE HAVE OVER THIS WEEKEND THE MORE FUN THE NEXT 1000 POSTS WILL BE!

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Someone: "I would like to say goodbye to your wife". Groucho: "Me too".
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. here's some stick food over here and some really sickly sweet yummies here and a fridge full of stuff over here ONE OF MY BEST PICS OF THE WEEK FOR JULES.

AND FOR AUTUMN STORM AND EVEYBODY WHO LIKES REM - FREE FOR YOU WITH A COMMENT!!

UPDATE #2
SOMETHING FROM CHICAGO FOR JULES!
OH the Group CHICAGO, oh silly me!!

my god that was the year you were born Jules!!!

OK JULES YOU WANTED A MUNDANE VIDEO!!

LATEST UPDATE FOR AUTUMN STORM NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN- GOOD CHOICE!!

OO that's nice Thanks Autumn for requesting that.

Looks like Jules you want to dance, found this lurking around somewhere, thought you might like it k?

Going by the sweaty goings on in my comment box I think you liked that Jules!

This though is chilled in comparison and once again it's for Autumn Storm!

JULES HAS PROPSED A TOAST!!

I've got my drink thanks girls - to the next 1000 and blog friends!!

OK MY BLOG MY CHOICE THIS TIME!

OK THIS TIME ROUND A CLICKY THING FOR THE HARD ROCK CAFE, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED WHAT YOU WILL LEARN!!

YOU WANT A HAPPY SMILING SI PIC JULES, I AM BELIEVE ME!!

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OK Welcome to Monday!!

THE WORD FOR THE DAY IS

ENTHUSIASTICALLY!

So for Grace.......lyrics

and just push the button!!

At Jules suggestion this has become a hot tub party!!

OK cheeky for wearing those tassles you get Papa Roach, only as a last resort though you understand!!

Wow where have you all come from oh you are all more than welcome.

Shell, strip twister............

Jillie, Jamesons....

Jules and me.....Irish whiskey

for all of you wonderful blog ladies,

HELP YOURSELF TO CHAMPAGNE, ONCE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE!!!

So you can blame Jules once again for this she did suggest it, so Gee thanks Jules.....



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THE FINAL UPDATE!

FIRST OF ALL JILLIE I'M SORRY FOR THE DELAY!

WELL AS PROMISED WE ARE GOING OUT WITH A BANG, THAT'S ALL FOLKS BUT PLEASE KEEP COMMENTING.

POP THE VOLUME WAY UP AND WHEN THE NEIGHBOURS COMPLAIN BLAME ME OR PREFERABLY AUTUMN STORM WHO REQUESTED IT

THANKS EVERYBODY! NO REALLY IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN! JUST ONE MORE BUTTON TO PRESS SO GO FOR IT........

JUST PRESS THE BUTTON THURSDAY!

Hey this is only posted here because I love it right!








or is it?

SIGNS OF THE TIMES - DUBLIN

Thanks to everyone that played along in the previous posts, I can assure you that I did have a good time, almost as good a time as you lot imagined for me!

Oh and I had time to take one or two photographs for you all as well!!

ALL SEX AND NO PICS MAKES SI A DULL BOY!!

WEEKEND UPDATE!!

WELL OF COURSE I REMINDED HER OF WHAT SHE'D SAID AND AFTER THREE PINTS OF GUINNESS I REALLY WASN'T IN THE MOOD FOR ARGUING WHICH WAY ROUND IT SHOULD BE DONE BUT KNEW THAT IT JUST HAD TO BE!

WE DID TRY IT ONE WAY AND THEN THE OTHER, THEN A WAY I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT OF! THEN IN THE SHOWER AND ALMOST IN THE LIFT BUT WE WERE ONLY ON THE SECOND FLOOR!

FINALLY BECAUSE PRACTICE MAKES FOR A PRETTY GOOD BLOG POST WE DECIDED THAT YES THE WINNERS FLAG SHOULD GO ON TOP! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR COMMENTS SUGGESTIONS AND IDEAS, I'VE LEARNT A LOT AND FOR THE RECORD IT WAS GREAT FUN!

OK SO I CAN'T UPLOAD IMAGES BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP YOU GUYS!

MY LATEST LOVE INTEREST IS HALF SWEDISH AND HALF SOUTH AFRICAN OK?
LAST NIGHT AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ENGLAND PLAYED SOUTH AFRICA IN THE RUGBY WORLD CUP AND LOST 15 - 6 BUT THAT LEAVES ME PUZZLED BECAUSE I WAS TOLD THAT WHEN I SEE HER LATER ON TODAY IN DUBLIN, THE WINNER WOULD GO ON TOP!
SO IN A NUTSHELL I AM ASKING - DO YOU THINK I WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME OR NOT??!!

THANKS EVERYBODY FOR THE COMMENTS ON THE TATTOO, IT IS FANTASTIC, I LOVE IT BUT IT REALLY HELPS A BUNCH TO KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE IT TOO!

SEE YOU ALL TUESDAY!

TAT'S GOOD IT'S FRIDAY!!

SOME OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW THAT I GOT MY FIRST TATTOO JUST OVER A WEEK AGO AND I'VE PROMISED MANY PEOPLE THAT I WILL POST IT HERE.....
SO HERE IT IS........... WITH APOLOGIES FOR THE NIPPLE!!





THE MAIN REASON FOR THE DELAY IN POSTING WAS BECAUSE MY DESIGNER AND ME WERE GOING TO GET IT DONE ON ALMOST THE SAME DAY AND POST STRAIGHT AWAY AT THE LAST MINUTE HER ARTIST LET HER DOWN, SO I DECIDED THAT I WOULD WAIT FOR HERS TO BE DONE BECAUSE WE WANTED TO POST ON THE SAME DAY!!
LAST NIGHT SHE HAD HER FIRST TATTOO DONE TOO AND A LITTLE LATER TODAY SHE WILL BE POSTING HERS.
IT ALSO MAY NOT BE TOO MUCH OF A SURPRISE TO SOME PEOPLE THAT MY DESIGNER FRIEND IS IN FACT JULES WITH WHOM I COLLABORATE ON THE ONE A DAY PHOTOBLOG!

A TOUCHING LETTER, PLEASE READ!

FROM THE WEIRD WILD WEBBYTHING

Is it just me or is blogger just being an arse tonight?

POSTED BY TIM WILKO :

The sales of condoms in France plummeted today when the England rugby squad proved that to fuck 15 French you only need one Jonny!

QUESTIONS THAT HAVE CONFUSED HUMANKIND

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say “See that chicken there….I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\’re both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can’t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

THOUGHT THIS WEEK WE MIGHT TRY TO START YOUR WEEK WITH A BIT OF A LAUGH.........YOU MIGHT LIKE TO CAPTION THESE PICS FOR ME HEY?
THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH WOULDN'T IT? - IT'S JUST I FEEL SO GUILTY NOT BEING IN WORK ON MONDAYS!!! HEE HEE!!






















OK THANKS FOR LOOKING AT THEM, COMMENTS ARE FREE!!

IF YOU ARE IN TO PART NAKED WOMEN CLICK HERE, OR SHIPS AND BOATS AND THINGS CLICK HERE, QUALITY ONE A DAY PHOTOGRAPHS CLICK HERE OK?

NOTHING ELSE REALLY OH EXCEPT ..........DO HAVE A HAPPY MONDAY!!