Never tell anyone that you're: writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
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