The cryptic message occurred to the monument maker after he finished sandblasting it into stone. "Afterwards, as I'm done, I'm looking at it and I’m like, 'Wow.' I noticed it just like that," says John, whose full name won’t be published here for professional reasons. "This guy's ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said the message represented him. It was a thing between the three of them," says John, who notes that the only other such hardy-har headstone he's been hired to write says: "I'd rather be in Boston but my wife buried me here." This all checks out and is not a hoax! Will prove it for
a small consideration. Return air fares to Montreal!
I accept payment by PAYPAL!
The bottom line incidentally says
MISSED BY YOUR FRIENDS
a tad ironic don't you think?!
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