W.I.F.E.

Four men and a woman are stuck in a lift. While they are waiting, they strike up a conversation.
 
The first man says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E.; you know; ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
 
The second says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., ''Double Income, No Kids Yet.”
 
The third says, "I'm a R.U.B., ‘‘Rich, Urban, Biker. "
 
And the fourth man says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
 
He turns to the woman and asks: ''What are you?''
 
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F ... , Etc.''