TIGER WOODS IN WILKO NEWS AGAIN

ON HER WEDDING NIGHT THE NEW WIFE MAKES A CONFESSION THAT SHE SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS BEFORE SHE MET WITH HER HUSBAND.
HUSBAND SAYS TIGER WOODS IS A FINE SPORTSMAN AND I ADMIRE HIM AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THEN ANYWAY.
WITH THAT HE GETS HIS LEGOVER. WHEN HE'S FINISHED HE GETS OUT OF BED AND HIS WIFE ASKS HIM WHERE HE'S GOING.
TO HAVE A SHOWER HE ANSWERS.
TIGER WOODS DIDN'T HAVE A SHOWER - HE DID IT AGAIN.
THIS GOES ON ALL NIGHT. FINALLY HE PICKS UP THE PHONE.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SAYS THE WIFE
TIGER WOODS
WHAT FOR?
I WANT TO FIND OUT PAR FOR THE HOLE.