We at Wilko News are honest enough to admit that we watch the soaps, or daytime drama to be more correct. Hollyoaks of course for the totty but not very often these days, Emmerdale not very often, though the totty in there is rather good as well. Coronation Street well what can one say, it’s usually bloody awful if I’m honest but at least as a watcher I can give an opinion and Eastenders which is consistently the best. Then there’s the other two not to be missed, hospital dramas, Casualty and Holby City and let’s not forget the best ITV drama is consistently, that word again, The Bill.
Things have certainly changed since the days of Brookside!
Well we’ve seen some weddings and some excuses for the same but Sarah and Jason’s attempt at tying the knot was truly farcical last night in ‘Corrie’ and the worst is yet to come later in the week as this article on ITV soaps explains :
'Will they, or won't they?' we cried after finding out alternative endings had been filmed for Sarah and Jason's wedding - and last night we finally got our answer!
The gutless groom – who let's not forget was the one who booked the quickie wedding in the first place! – had a severe case of last minute doubts and was so scared of telling psycho Sarah he legged it out of a toilet window!
What a wimp!
Cue uncontrollable tears, hysterics and murderous thoughts from teen drama queen Sarah who was left humiliated in front of everyone they'd invited to the ‘special day'.
Not only have all her hopes and dreams of married life been dashed, but – just when she thinks things can't get any worse - the young mum discovers she's lost the £500 deposit her grandmother Audrey gave the lovebirds for a new love nest.
But if you thought being jilted at the altar would mean the end of the Street's most fiery couple, think again…..!
Realising he's made a mistake (or should that be lucky escape) the shamefaced suitor desperately tries to win Sarah back, and he's prepared do anything…..!
The dishevelled dumper turns up on the Platt's doorstep this Sunday - still wearing his wedding suit (the dirty mutt!) - and apologises to Sarah for completely ruining her life.
Unsurprisingly, all hell breaks loose –especially when meddling mother-in –laws (well, almost) Gail and Eileen get involved. The feisty pair are back on fighting form after agreeing, probably for the one and only time, that the wedding was a bad idea - and how right they were!
But, Jason the jilter's learnt by now that when it comes to winning Sarah's affections, only big over blown declarations of love will do….
So, when begging her back, proclaiming his love loudly to the entire street and covering his home with a massive apology banner all fail, he comes up with a bigger plan!
He plasters posters of the pair in happier times along with the misspelt slogan ‘Sarah and Jason Fourever' all over the Street!
We know the apprentice builder's not the sharpest tool in the box, but we reckon he's dreaming if he thinks this'll do the trick!
But, points for effort Jason!
Have to say "I really can't wait" or as Grambo would say, "I'll be glad when I've had enough"
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