VERY SEXY LADY ON BEACH

 
 
 

Well E Readers it just has to be said but the sexiest female in the whole of the North West of the universe was on Hoylake beach today and Wilko News reporters were on the scene.
The Lady of Hilbre is Hoylake's fantastic lifeboat and is definitely the sexiest woman ever to roll on the beach, that's any beach. (ps if you wanted any more pics of this sexy beast just E mail me) Along with the neighbouring New Brighton boat 'Lady' was launched today (25/7) to attend to a sick boat just a couple of miles offshore. She wasn't really needed and she was soon back, posing on the foreshore and waiting to be washed. She is truly a pleasure to behold, or does that just make me very sad? More likely both!
A thought did strike me as I watched every minute of her post 'rescue' routine. There are still a lot of people visiting Hoylake, some golf thing or other on last week, did I tell you?! A lot of these people obviously come from non coastal areas and probably know nothing at all about lifeboats and the RNLI and certainly have never seen one. Especially one so sexy and launched across the beach, sometimes at low tide having to travel over a mile and a half before reaching the water. Maybe at future major events like the next time the golf comes(?) the RNLI should have an exercise scheduled so that these people can see a part of the work done and the wonder of seeing a real life saver at work.