Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."Now you can intellectually handle the situation:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!
"Listen not only do I know him I know his whole family"
This was originally published yesterday but becuse of some anonymous arse wipe and his comments, I republished it today. The original comments that you all made are in the first comment in the box!
Saturday's post of a you tube video entitled Golden Oldie will appear on Saturday night uk time!!
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Tell you what you know, Top Gun, just the very mention of the words can send a shiver down almost anybody's back - think about it for a moment.
Top Gun,
Tom Cruise,
Kelly McGilliss
are you there yet?
Well try
Meg Ryan, Val Kilmer, F-14's
No well what about The Soundtrack, or Take my Breath Away.
Now we are getting there........
Oh why didn't you say earlier it's the lyrics of that song?
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for todayI am unafraid
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn my way and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Maybe just old memories, maybe even bad memories, planes, men, music, women, sex, action, new boy friend, old girl friend, old love, fresh love.
BET YOU HAVE THOUGHT JUST A LITTLE BIT IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES!
THANKS FOR VISITING!
Quite often I have found that just posting a short quotation has been a very good post, lots of sensible comments so I thought for a change I would give you 10 non quotations and all mine.
These are 10 things that I guarantee you will NEVER hear me say,
#1 "Oh wow just been to see Abba and they were awesome"
#2 "I hate Disney"
#3 "Put the volume up you know you can never hear Motorhead"
#4 "David Cameron* would make a wonderful Prime Minister"
#5 "Oh the Eurovision song contest* - mustn't miss that"
#6 "Top Gun is the worst film I've ever seen"
#7 "I've just found a great blog by pressing next blog"
#8 "Cry at Watership Down no not me"
#9 "I can't stand dogs"
#10 "Madonna is an ugly untalented bitch"
*David Cameron is the leader of the opposition Conservative party in the UK
*Eurovision is a song contest held between songwriters across the Eoropean Broadcasting Union
MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME NON QUOTES YOU CAN SHARE WITH ME.
PORN FOR THE BLIND
COOL NUMBER PLATE! A BIT OF A MOUTHFUL!
HOW THE DEATHSTAR WAS NAMED
FLYING POPE!
SMOKER'S ROOM
