Wednesday, November 28, 2007

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients :
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana.

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight though) 6. Love is complete when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

14 comments:

tsduff said...

HA! Good cooking :)

Burfica said...

I was open mouthed the entire time reading this, till note number three, then I laughed so hard I think I peed a little. hehehehehe

Autumn Storm said...

:-D
Have no idea where you guys find these things, but keep 'em coming.

Jules said...

*faning myself*

That's QUITE the recipie.... ummm... remind me to get you into my kitchen doing some cooking when you come visit me!

Emma said...

Lol, that made my night..xx

shell said...

ha ha haaaaa.
that's me laughing so hard milk comes out my nose. It's been so long since I've made that recipie I'd probably burn it!!!

EBEZP said...

Terry, yeah great cooking thanks!!

Thats obviously the missing ingredient Burf!!

Autumn your so demanding!! I will try!!

Jules just hang on one second, just booking my flights....should be in your kitchen by tomorrow evening!!

Emma wow that's good isn't it!!

Shelly even burnt it would be good!

Autumn Storm said...

Happy Thursday!

(and I've been told that a time or two before ;-)

jillie said...

Hopefully it end up as a bun in the oven....LMAO!!!!!!

;o)

grace said...

si - I am hitting the ole dusty blog trail for awhile, see you when I get back.

take care xoxo

EBEZP said...

Autumn and Jillie, great to see you both, jillie you crack me up, I know still not been over to yours, I'll be there, soon!

EBEZP said...

Grace oh I'm going to miss you. Don't be away too long.
See you soon. xx

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

Si.. you shock me. I really wasn't expecting that.

EBEZP said...

Wasn't intended to shock SSD!!