Tuesday, September 23, 2008


And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good. And the Devil said, "There goes the neighborhood." And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over everycreeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own image; male and female did He create.And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.And the Devil said, "I know how I can get back in this game."And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And the Devil created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 79-cent double cheeseburger. And the Devil said to Man: "You want fries with that?" And Man said: "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.


Morgan said...

Maybe man just misinterpreted the command to "go forth and multiply." Maybe man thought it mean by weight.
But then you see the six billion people and realize it was probably taken two ways.

ebezp said...

Hi Morgan, I guess you are probably right - but we all have to eat hey?

Jules said...

Narrated by you, this was so funny!!! Love the MickeyD's sign, btw... ;O)

Keshi said...

wow hows ya Simon? :)


ebezp said...

Yeah Jules it's funny and the Canadian Maccy's sign too!!!

Oh Keshi Hi I'm fine!! Big note for everyone to see - VISIT KESHI'S SITE!!!!!
Will do too, soon!!