Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves


Brendan Behan--Quoted by Gyles Brandreth in *Theatrical Disasters*

COCA COLA IN SPACE - PROBABLY YES!!

OK I'M ON MY TRAVELS AGAIN - THE MISSION CONTINUES - SEE YOU SOON!!

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months—I don't like to interrupt her.

Ken Dodd

THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE

THIS WEEKEND WHY NOT TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS!!

THE COMMITMENTS.

THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS NOT TO PARK YOUR BRIGHT RED CAR UNDER A TREE AT NIGHT!!

WEDNESDAY QUOTE

There is no worse lie than a truth

 misunderstood by those who hear it.

William James

PUSH THE BUTTON TWICE TUESDAY

MONDAY.........MMMMMMM

HAPPY MONDAY FROM SEAGULL SI!! OTHER PICS OF MINE AND JULES CAN BE FOUND HERE

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY EVERYBODY!!

SIMON, SYLVIA AND STUEY SUMMER SUNNY SUNDAY FUN!!!

THE STORY OF THE LIBERATED BALLOONS ON A SUNNY SUNDAY!!



...........AND THE RETRO TELEPHONE

Encouragement is like a premium gasoline - it helps to take knocks out of living.

False freedom leaves a man free to do what he likes; true freedom, to do what he ought.

QUADROPHENIC MOMENT

QUADROPHENIA lyrics

"If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
                                                       

 -Mark Twain.

ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS WHO THESE FOUR GUYS ARE AND WHY THEY'VE TURNED UP ON LIVERPOOL'S NEWEST THEMED HOTEL -

HARD DAY'S NIGHT

?????

MUSICAL MONDAY

FOR THOSE MOMS WHOSE DAY IT IS TODAY!!

FOR A WONDERFUL MOM'S DAY PIC VISIT THE ONE A DAY

SATURDAY QUOTE!!

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

Mother Teresa

WELL ON REFLECTION........

AND I REALLY WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA?

THIS WILL GET RID OF ANY TUESDAY BLUE YOU MIGHT HAVE GUARANTEED!!

ALSO IF YOU ARE A FAN OF FRIENDS OR CHRISSIE HIND YOU WILL LIKE IT ANYWAY

YOU KNOW THE DRILL JUST PUSH THE BUTTON!!!

MAY DAY HOLIDAY ODDITIES

WELL THERE WAS THE THREATENING SIGN AND THE 4+4 HORSE WHITE ON ONE SIDE, BLACK THE OTHER
THE QUEUE FOR THE CATTERY
THE BOOT IN THE GRASS
AND THE TRAINER ON THE FENCE

MAY DAY HOLIDAY ODDITIES 2

AS A FOLLOW UP TO THE BENCH MARK POST - I FOUND ONE IN THE BUSHES!!
THEN THERE WAS THE DOG'S LEAD TIED TO A FENCE WITH NO DOG!!! AND AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE
A PECULIAR SIGN, WELL I THOUGHT SO ANYWAY
THEN A HIDDEN ROAD SIGN THAT SAID PASSING PLACE

CINCO DE MAYO

The 5th of May is not Mexican Independence Day, but it should be! And Cinco de Mayo is not an American holiday, but it should be. Mexico declared its independence from mother Spain on midnight, the 15th of September, 1810. And it took 11 years before the first Spanish soldiers were told and forced to leave Mexico.

Bench Mark!

WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND ABOUT BENCHES!

I KNOW THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD ISN'T IT?

BUT I TELL YOU WHAT THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF BENCHES IT BECAME QUITE A PROJECT!!

HERE'S JUST SOME OF THEM CAPTURED FOR YOU!

ESPECIALLY LIKE THE LAST ONE THOUGH!!

URBAN DICTIONARY WORD OF THE DAY

Shituation
n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

REMEMBER THIS!

WELL THE FAT LITTLE ROBIN WAS NO MATCH FOR WILKO NEWS'S INTREPID PHOTOGRAPHER!!

GOTCHA!!!!

JUST LOVE GOOGLE EARTH DON'T YOU??!!

HEY LOOK AT WHERE THEY PUT THE POINTER WHEN YOU TYPE IN NIAGARA FALLS!!