DUTCH DOGS DO ALL THIS THEMSELVES YOU KNOW? CLEVER HEY?

AMSTERDAM.......YAY!!!

YEAH AMSTERDAM........WITH MY SON WHO DRAGGED ME KICKING AND SCREAMING IN TO THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!
AS YOU MAY KNOW THOUGH MY LAPPY IS IN LAPPY HOSPITAL SO NO WORRIES WE TOOK HIS AND GRATEFUL I WAS TO SHARE COMPUTER TIME BUT I ASK YOU HAVE YOU EVER SHARED COMP TIME WITH A 22 YEAR OLD WHO HAS NEARLY 400 FRIENDS IN FACEBOOK.....................!!!
NO, I MUSTN'T CRITICISE - THANKS MATT IT WAS A BLAST!IT WAS AFTER ALL PART OF HIS CHRISTMAS GIFT!!
BUT I DIGRESS, WHAT WERE WE DOING IN AMSTERDAM IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHAT DID WE DO?
OK SO WE DID ALL THE TOURISTY THINGS, DIAMONDS AND WINDMILLS
CANALS AND TREES....
AND CANALS AND BIKES............
DRANK COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GUINNESSAND SPENT LOTS OF TIME HERETHEN WE SAW ADVERTISED ON A TAXI WHAT IT WAS WE HAD COME FOR......YES I DID SAY TAXI!!!
WE ARE BOTH HUGELY PASSIONATE ABOUT CIRQUE DU SOLEIL AND VAREKAI WAS THE ONE FOR THE MOMENT THAT WE WANTED TO SEE MORE THAN ANY OTHER SO OFF WE WENT



IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANY CIRQUE DU SOLEIL OR CAN'T RESIST PRESSING BUTTONS YOU MUST PRESS THIS ONE THIS IS THE FINALE OF THE SHOW FROM OFF THE DVD BUT ENJOY AND IMAGINE THAT 20 TIMES BETTER LIVE AND YOU'LL KNOW HOW MUCH WE ENJOYED IT!!

I'M OFF AGAIN!!!

THE OBVIOUS THEME HAS TO BE FLYING!!

FOUNTAIN, FOUNTAINS, STREETART OR SERIOUS WATER FEATURE??

LIVERPOOL'S CHINA TOWN EASTER MONDAY

HERE IT IS THE SECRET'S OUT!!

AN INVITE ONLY BLOG REVEALING JUST SOME OF MY SECRET MISSION!!
LEAVE YOUR e MAIL ADDRESS IN COMMENTS OR E MAIL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
PLEASE OBEY THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE SITE YOU VISIT THOUGH HEY? THANKS!!

OK BIG NEWS!

RIGHT THEN YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY PATIENT AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT!

IF YOU WANT ALL THE DETAILS OF MY SECRET MISSION REVEALED TO YOU PLEASE LEAVE YOUR E MAIL DETAILS EITHER IN THE COMMENTS HERE OR E MAIL ME IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS THERE WILL BE AN INVITE ONLY BLOG AND AS LONG AS I HAVE YOUR DETAILS YOU WILL BE INVITED.

WOW THIS IS SUCH FUN!!


IN THE MEANTIME HAVE A LOOK AT SOME RANDOM PICS TAKEN SINCE I GOT BACK FROM THE MISSION!

MAMA SAID JUST PUSH THE BUTTON

HAPPY SAINT PADDY'S DAY!!!!!

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY EVERYONE!

MISSION DEBRIEFING IS OVER AND ALMOST ALL WILL BE REVEALED VERY SOON WATCH THIS SPACE!

MISSION ENDS........................

OK MISSION ACCOMPLISHED AND MEGA SUCCESSFUL, THE MANTRA OF THE MISSION WAS FOLLOWED TO THE LETTER AND NO LONGER IS THE MISSION TUNE THIS!
TIME FOR DEBRIEFING, I'M IN THE HANDS OF THE MILITARY NOW BUT IF I'M ALLOWED AWAY FROM HERE THEN THERE WILL BE MORE PICTURES AND A REVELATION TO THE SELECT FEW AS TO THE LOCATION AND AIM OF THE MISSION!

WISH ME LUCK WITH THE DEBRIEFING I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED IT !

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE.

STILL THE MISSION GOES ON.........

WELL I'VE BEEN RELEASED FROM AGENT 502'S GRASP AND MY SECRET MISSION CONTINUES....FOLLOWING THE NATURE TRAIL, AND DELIBERATELY NOT CHANGING THE TIME ZONE ON THE STEAM DRIVEN INTERNET THINGY HAS THROWN MOST PEOPLE OFF THE SCENT LEAVING ME TO PURSUE MY MISSION IN RELATIVE PEACE.

"I'm a foreigner here myself I only appear in shows and on Christmas cards in the Northern Hemisphere, why don't you speak to the big bugger Sea Lion"

"EXCUSE ME!"
"GO AWAY ENGLISHER MAN! CAN'T YOU SEE I AM PERFORMING RIGHT HERE"
"Yeah thanks for your help........."

"Hi Guys do you know where I can find the person that I am looking for?"
"HEY MATE YOU'VE BEEN AROUND A BIT CAN YOU HELP?"
"hey Englishman did you know I'm famous, I'm an African Penguin - Google me when you get home..................
THE MISSION IS BECOMING LONG BUT STILL EXCITING SO A BREAK IS REQUIRED, SOME DRINK SOME FOOD AND AN ICE CREAM

MEANWHILE THE CAT IS STILL SEARCHING, FOR SOMETHING BUT SUGGESTS THAT MAYBE THE DOG IS LYING ON A VITAL CLUE!!