SEX LAWS! NEW! NOW WITH PICTURES!

- In Lebanon, it's legal for men to have sex with animals only if those animals' sex is female. Having sex with male animals is punished by Death! - In Bahrain, a doctor is allowed to examine the sexual organs of a woman but it is forbidden to look straight to that area been inspected. Instead, the doctor can use a mirror and examine the reflection of the sexual area.
- Muslims are forbidden to look to the sexual organs of a dead. The grave diggers in particular are ordered to cover the sexual area of the dead with a brick or a piece of wood. - In Indonesia, the punishment for masturbation is decapitation
- In Guam, there are men who their occupation is to travel to villages and have sex with young virgin women. Those young women pay the men for the privilege to have sex with them for their first time. The reason is that , according to the law of Guam, it is illegal for a virgin girl to get married. - In Hong Kong a cheated wife has the legal right to kill the cheater husband but only with her bare hands. On the other hand, the mistress of the cheater husband can be killed by any other way.
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool but only in stores that sell tropical fish
- In Kali, Colombia a woman can have sex with her husband but for her first time, her mother must be present as well to verify the sexual action!!!
- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sexual relationship with both a woman and her daughter at the same time. - In Maryland it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines in areas where alcohol isn't served.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHETHER ANY/ALL/SOME OF THESE ARE ACTUALL TRUE?

I HAVE TO SAY THAT SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE BIT DOUBTFUL! OR IS IT JUST ME?!

FOR EXAMPLE I NEVER SAW ANYONE TOPLESS IN CITY PETS IN LIVERPOOL AND GOING BY THE LOOK OF SOME OF THE ASSISTANTS, SAY NO MORE!!

Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay

 

WHY SHOULDN'T A URINAL BE A PIECE OF ART?

CHOCOLATE v SEX

Easter and the whole world, almost, focuses on chocolate! Now I know I've posted this before and it's been kicking around for some time but I'm going to do it again. What the heck..... 

 

1. You can GET Chocolate.
   2. "If you Love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with Chocolate.
   3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
   4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
   5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
   6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother.
   7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
   8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
   9. The word 'Commitment' doesn't scare off your chocolate.
   10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
   11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
   12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
   13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
   14. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
   15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
   16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
   17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
   18. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbors awake.
   19. With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
   20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.
   21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
   22. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.
   23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
   24. It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
   25. When chocolate melts all over your hands its nice to lick it off

USED TO BE JUST PRETTY PINK POODLES BUT NOW IT'S TOILETS FROM BALLOONS!

THINGS THAT YOU WON'T FIND INSIDE A GREETINGS CARD

My tire was thumping I thought it was flat.

When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.

Sorry! Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be.

But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your wife.

How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

After having met you .. I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

Happy birthday!

You look great for your age.

Almost lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

JUST FOR...........

And I assumed you already had yours painted... but now that you tell me you don't, I think it's a MUST and I wanna see a pic of it on your blog sometime this week, too!!!
Ok so I cheated and borrowed somebody else's feet....but this is blogland

I guess you thought I would just ignore that comment hey?

To think that I've been keeping a secret from most of blogland about........

BLONDE POLE DANCER

Looks like you've got some fixing to do then!

WOW I LOVE THIS PIC!

STOLEN AT RANDOM

EGG RUN DAY!

Yes today was the annual egg run and approximately 7,500 bikes travelled the 15 miles from the one end of the Wirral peninsula to Clatterbridge Hospital all armed with Easter 'goodies', not just eggs it has to be said. They collect eggs, 'goodies' and money on the way and the whole lot is left for all the children in both the major Wirral hospitals. All the surplus is donated to the
Jelly Bean Appeal which looks after all the children in hospital from the special care baby unit to the hospice for the terminally ill children.

It was absolutely fantastic - there were BIG bikes and little bikes, three wheelers and Quads riders of all shapes and sizes wearing all different vaguely Easter related gear all carrying at least one egg but most with lots lots more besides!

If I could have done I would have captured the atmosphere in a bottle for you all! As it is you will have to forgive some of the pics because I'm not in to bikes in that way! So if you wanted a pure picture I suggest maybe you try Google images!


Of course it's a wee bit limiting here in blogland to show even just a few pics but there are a few here - if you want them for any other purpose(!) you are welcome and if you want me to E mail you these or others just E mail me Ok? Don't forget to leave your blog/blogger name.

If it's all touched you deeply then to donate to the Jelly Bean Appeal please click here.

I must just say that the traffic division of Merseyside Police volunteer their weekend enhancements to the appeal and volunteer to do this duty. It could not be done without their help and cooperation. Anyway they love doing it!

Little bikes and Big bikes

What is he wearing?

One of many many bunnies travelling as pillion passengers.

Three Wheelers - Trikes, Yes and Quads!

Just loads and loads of bikes.

They took over an hour to pass this point at the end of the High Street!

.....and there's more!

BIKEY BLOGGY PICS COMING SOON

I'm not that 'in to' bikes but today saw the annual EGG RUN for charity and featured around about 7,500 bikes going past my humble abode. It's fantastic seeing so many bikes of all shapes and sizes all carrying Easter Eggs and picking more and more up on the way and leaving them all at the hospital for distribution to all the children. All monies and surplus eggs go to The Jelly Bean charity for Children with Cancer. That is beside the point as far as I am concerned. I took approximately 500 photos of bikes, riders, chickens, bunnies, and bikes of all shapes and forms, bits of bikes and bits of riders and I will be posting a selection a little later. I will also package together 20 or so of the best, in my opinion and will E them to you OK?  

CUTIE SUNDAY!

HOW'S THIS FOR UGLY CUTE?

MEET 'PINKA' THE AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG AS FEATURED ON THE DAILY PUPPY A GREAT SOURCE OF PICS LIKE THIS. HE IS SO UGLY THAT HE IS REALLY QUITE CUTE!
UNLESS YOU THINK DIFFERENT OF COURSE!

DID YOU KNOW "LOVE ME DO" BY THE BEATLES HAS ONLY 17 DIFFERENT WORDS IN IT?