NOW THERE'S PRETTY!!!!

SOMEWHAT FLOWERY DON'T YOU THINK!!

PURELY INSPIRED BY BEING IN LOVE!!

SO IF YOU ARE CELEBRATING OR JUST IN LOVE OR BOTH OR JUST NEED THEM TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME! A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU!!!

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isn't it about time you did?

KICK THE TUESDAY BLUE

Hey if you are viewing this page in Britain you may have just seen this clip on the ONE SHOW, just before Eastenders!!!
Well I did anyway and wanted to share it with everybody!!!
Warning if you don't find the babies laughter infectious clearly you are dead!!!

Time for a new alias.........find out yours .....NOW

Follow the instructions to find your new name.
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

I become Sleezy Farkletush!!

 

Now it's your turn!!

SEAGULL SI SUNDAY!!

TAKE FIVE FRIDAY RERUN

FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE PHOTOBLOG
TAKE FIVE FRIDAY NOV 2 2007
BIRKENHEAD, MERSEYSIDE.

ST GEORGES DAY

COFFEE TIME SPECIAL!

• "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." - Turkish proverbs
  
• "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" - T.S. Eliot
  
• "No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness." - Sheik Abd al-Qadir
  
• "Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water." -The Women's Petition Against Coffee (1674)
  
• "Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!" - Denis Leary
  
• "I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong." - Paul Howell (2005)
  
• "I like my coffee the way I like my women -- in a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard
  
• "I like my coffee the way I like my women -- covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!" - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later
  
• "I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee." -Flash Rosenberg
  
• "Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister." -Bob Irwin
  
• "Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank." -Alphonse Allais
  
• "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." -Alex Levine
  
• "The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself." -Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
  
• "He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something." - Josephine Baker
  
• "When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army" - Honore de Balzac
  
• "Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover." - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road
  
• "A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos, mathematician
  
• "Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don't look for anything else." - said to be Bertrand Russell's last words
  
• "Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes..." - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock
  
• "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - attributed to Abraham Lincoln
  
• "Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack" - Herman Friele
  
• "I like my coffee black, just like my metal" - Mindless Self Indulgence Shut Me Up
  
• "Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?" Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank)
  
• "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion." - Unknown (derived from Dune)
  
• "The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious." -John Harvey Kellogg (1877) Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life.
  
• "I like my coffee strong and my women weak." - Alexander Pappas
  
• "Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life"
  
• "Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self." - Terry Pratchett, Thud!
• 

Click for a great version of this..........

Urban Word of the Day

BOGART

(slang verb) To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

"Don't bogart that blunt man, pass that over here!"

FRIDAY QUOTE

If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

MY ROBIN MONEY SHOT!!

APRIL 17th

THURSDAY


7.25AM


BEAUTIFUL MORNING NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY


ROBIN SINGING SWEETLY ON TELEPHONE LINE


OPEN MY BAG, GET MY CAMERA OUT


LENS CAP OFF SWITCH TO RIGHT SETTING


FOCUS..... CLICK ONCE FOR AUTO FOCUS

MAGNIFICENT EVEN FRAMED BY BITS OF TREE

JUST MY TYPE OF PIC.......





THIS WILL BE AMAZING - CAN'T WAIT TO PUT THIS ON THE BLOG


MIGHT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR OUR ONE A DAY




SECOND CLICK.........




...........................................IT'S IN THE CAN, SO TO SPEAK,






YEAH CLEVER ME!!!!

Quote of the Day!!

Happiness is not a reward — it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment — it is a result.

Robert Green Ingersoll

DIG DEEP IN TO THE PHOTO ARCHIVES

CRAZY (TOWN) MONDAY

SINGALONGA WEEKEND

THREE RANDOM ARCHIVE BIRDS

TUESDAY QUOTE

A man who lives right, and is right, has more power in his silence than another has by his words.

Phillips Brooks

HEY ALL THE YOUNG DUDES JUST PRESS THE BUTTON!!

HARD ROCK HARLEY IN AMSTERDAM

SIGNS FROM AMSTERDAM