2 REVELATIONS!!

WELL PEEPS TWO STUNNING FACTS ARE TO BE REVEALED BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF MINUTES!!

FIRSTLY..I HAVE A NEW SITE!!!
BUT IT'S OK IT'S WILKO NEWS TOO!!!!
CLICK ANYWHERE HERE OR AT THE TOP OF MY SIDE BAR OVER TO THE RIGHT, TO CLAIM YOUR FREE LINK TO IT! COMMENTS ARE FREE WHEN YOU GET THERE OK!!

SECONDLY .....I GUESS EVERYBODY KNOWS BY NOW I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH A SOMEBODY THAT I HAVE NEVER MET AND I FEEL IT'S TIME TO REVEAL TO EVERYBODY EXACTLY WHO THIS MYSTERY PERSON IS. SHE WON'T BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT IT IS SOMETHING I JUST HAVE TO DO IN ORDER FOR US TO MOVE ON.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW JUST DON'T CLICK HERE OK.

LONDON YES THE CAPITAL IS STILL THERE!!

TO MARK THE CLOSURE OF MY PHOTOBLOG AND THE CONSEQUENT RETURN OF MY PHOTOS TO THIS SITE HERE ARE SOME PICS OF MY RECENT TRIP TO LONDON!

THERE IS OF COURSE STILL THE ONE A DAY WITH JULES WHICH TODAY COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH ALSO FEATURES BIG BEN

TIME TREK

I THINK I'VE DISCOVERED THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE BETWEEN ALL MY FRIENDS WITH THIS VIDEO!

GO ON I BET I'M RIGHT!

YOU EITHER ARE A STAR TREK FAN OR A ROCKY HORROR SHOW FAN!

EITHER WAY YOU WILL JUST LOVE THIS AND IF LIKE ME YOU ARE BOTH WELL DON'T LEAVE TOO MUCH OF A MESS IN THE COMMENTS BOX!!

Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Joe Messmore

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients :
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana.

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight though) 6. Love is complete when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

Hey LOOK what I've been given!!!

Yeah look at what I've been awarded, by AZZITIZZ

This is an extra special award to me because it sums up the way I feel about blogland and all the peeps that have a little peek in at my world. They've given their precious time up to come on my site and whether they comment or not they deserve respect and I treat them with that and consider them to be buddies at worst and great friends and better at best!

Thank you Azzi, it really does mean a lot!

Ok I get to pass it on too which is great, you all deserve it but as in any true democracy some more than others.

(1) AUTUMN STORM - Wonderful site and really good buddy.

(2) CHEEKY FACES - Rants and Raves equally well. Very friendly.

(3) EMMA - Lovely person, do anything for anyone.

(4) JULES - Collaborator Extraordinaire. Most precious buddy!

Please visit all their sites and find out what I mean for yourself.

Seems a suitable time to say that after a couple of weeks of disrupted blogging due to work pressures and affairs of the heart, I will be back and visiting everyone by tomorrow, I have been amazed by the visits I've had from everybody who I haven't actually visited and I want to sincerely thank every one for taking the time and trouble to visit.

Quick plug for my other three sites, never miss an opportunity!!!

There's the One a Day (with Jules) a photoblog site that features just one picture a day from either Jules or myself and you can find that here.

Then my photos are displayed here.

Finally for the slightly seedier side of life and definitely NSFW there's The Gutter Press. Here.

CATCH A FALLING STAR!

So I was looking at some pics from 'my friend', yes the one that inspired Foreigner posted last week and the chat was about sunsets and clouds and trees and a few other 'sloppy' (?) images and I mentioned this song and said it was not my cup of tea, nor was I a fan at all of the 'old crooner ' that sang it.
Oh once again how wrong can one be just look at the words for a start!

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Never let it fade away

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

For love may come and tap you on

the shoulder some starless night

Just in case you feel you want to hold her

You'll have a pocketful of starlight

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Never let it fade away

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

For love may come and tap you on

the shoulder some starless night

Just in case you feel you want to hold her

You'll have a pocketful of starlight

(Pocketful of starlight, hm,hm,hm,hm,hm,hm)

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Never let it fade away

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day(Save it for a rainy, save it for a rainy, rainy, rainy, day)

For when your troubles start

multiplyin' and they just might

It's easy to forget them without tryin'

With just a pocketful of starlight

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Never let it fade away

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day(Save it for a rainy day)

Save it for a rainy day

Then I found this video, - The Sensational Perry Como sings a special Frank Gallop arrangement of 'Catch A Falling Star' - with hilarious results! On one of Perry's TV Shows from 1958. This video footage is taken from the compilation VHS - 'The Best Of Perry Como Volume One', originally released in 1991....It is superb, press the button before you criticize hey!!

SUNDAY QUOTE

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

Dick Werthimer

THANKSGIVING>>>>>>>>>

TO ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS JUST ONE THING TO SAY. HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING. THAT'S ALL!!

NO MORE BLUE TUESDAYS EITHER!

I know I haven't been round very much lately, I've been busy with the Guitar Festival but there is another reason. Doesn't falling in love with someone you've never met take some time hey? Well it does when you spend as long on the phone as we do!!
No it's not an excuse to reveal all, you will of course all be the first to know if anything happens.....after all I've always been open with you haven't I?
Oh just look at this as an excuse to post this video, because I love Foreigner and the words mean absolutely nothing to me or her ok!!!
(So Foreigner fans you were expecting to see these lyrics weren't you? Well let me tell you when one line of that song is true then you will be right!! - Watch this space!)

JUST FOR YOU PRECIOUS!!

OK GUYS, NO I MEAN IT, LAY OFF ON THE MONDAYS OK?
EVERY BLOG SITE, EVERY WEB SITE, EVERY NEWS CHANNEL DOES IT AND THIS ONE IS NOT GOING TO ANYMORE. NO IT IS NOT!!
FROM NOW ON HERE MONDAYS ARE GOING TO BE CELEBRATED. THE MAMAS AND PAPAS CELEBRATED IT IN 1966

SO REPEAT AFTER ME MONDAYS ARE GREAT!
TRY THIS.....HAPPY MONDAYS

MONDAYS ARE GREAT....DID I MENTION I'M OFF WORK ON MONDAYS! MONDAYS ARE GREAT!
WE LOVE MONDAYS.....SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN!! MONDAYS RULE OK!!

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY

MONDAYS

ARE

GREAT!!

DID YOU KNOW?

50 years ago today a guy called John Lennon went to a village fete in Woolton in Liverpool and playing at that fete was a guy in a band called Paul McCartney.

 

The rest as they say is history!!

EMOTICON THURSDAY

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ARSE-ICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb arse

Quote of the day.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Albert Einstein

YOU WILL LOVE IT I PROMISE!

THANKS JULES I WILL DEFINITELY ASK YOU BACK THE GUITAR FESTIVAL RUNS RIGHT THROUGH THIS WEEK AND IN TO NEXT WEEK SO I'M SURE THERE WILL BE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO STEP IN AGAIN

DON'T FORGET JULES'S SITE HERE

AND HOW SHE PREPARES PANCAKES HERE

OUR JOINT SITE TOGETHER IS HERE.

THIS VIDEO JULES IS FOR YOU AND NATHAN, WATCH IT TOGETHER!

YOU BOTH WILL LOVE IT I PROMISE

THIS VIDEO IS FOR EVERYONE WHO LIKES U2 AND ANIMATIONS

YOU WILL LOVE IT I PROMISE

I know this is a bit unusual, but...

Well.... since Si's so overly busy working from dusk till dawn, he asked me to come over and make sure to keep his peeps happy! But since this isn't my blog, and you don't come here to read MY thoughts, I'll do a Si-esque post! I think he'd like you to see the sky here a few nights ago... pink fluffy clouds.

Enjoy! (Because if you don't, he might be driven to delete this post and never ask me to come back! LOL)

Jules :Oj

TAKE A LOOK HERE THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF WIRRAL'S INTERNATIONAL GUITAR FESTIVAL!

IF YOU ARE A REGULAR YOU WILL KNOW THAT ONE OF THE VENUES FEATURED IS WIRRAL MUSEUM OFTEN REFERRED TO AS THE TOWN HALL IS ACTUALLY WHERE I WORK.
THE MERCENARY SIDE OF ME COMES OUT AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR AND I WORK AS MANY OF THE CONCERTS AS I CAN.
OH IT'S GREAT FUN BUT........BETWEEN BEING PREVENTED FROM BLOGGING AT ALL AT WORK AND WORKING THIS POST WILL BE SPORADIC AT BEST!
I'M STILL AROUND AND READING COMMENTS AND POSTING BUT I MAY NOT BE GETTING TO COMMENTS VERY QUICKLY NOR ROUND TO YOURS AT ALL AND AT TIMES I'LL BE EVERYWHERE.
OH AND I HAVE TO FIND TIME TO LOVE AND LIVE!!
I KNOW YOU'LL ALL BEAR WITH ME BUT IT IS ONLY FAIR TO TELL YOU ISN'T IT?
SO JUST SOME QUOTES TODAY I'M AFRAID!
OH GOD NOT QUOTES AGAIN!


An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
John Buchan

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Pat Conroy

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
C. S. Lewis

YES YOU CAN CLICK THEM ALL AND WHO KNOWS WE MIGHT ALL LEARN SOMETHING!

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.

Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)

REO Speedwagon

ISN'T THIS A GREAT ONE?