NAME MY ECO MAN!!

Take some chicken wire, lots of empty cans and plastic bottles, 12 kids from a youth club, bored in the summer hols, aged between 9 and 14, tell them to make a footballer and leave to boil for 6 - 50 minute sessions, then display tastefully and photograph!

All you have to do is give him a name!!

I will give you the name the kids came up with tomorrow!

JUMP!

ANOTHER JUST PUSH THE BUTTON POST
ENJOY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIVERPOOL! 800 TODAY

AUGUST 28th 1207

AUGUST 28th 2007

LIVERPOOL

800 YEARS OLD TODAY

LIVERPOOL LINKS :

The Beatles

Liverpool FC

Liver Bird

Ferry 'cross the Mersey

Liverpool Capital of Culture 2008

World Heritage listing

GOLDEN OLDIE

Just push the button, that's all......

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT!!

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."Now you can intellectually handle the situation:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.

They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

"Listen not only do I know him I know his whole family"



This was originally published yesterday but becuse of some anonymous arse wipe and his comments, I republished it today. The original comments that you all made are in the first comment in the box!
Saturday's post of a you tube video entitled Golden Oldie will appear on Saturday night uk time!!

CARTOON THURSDAY

Thanks for visiting, don't forget there's more cartoons on The Gutter Press and Beached is the title on the photoblog

Hurry! I never hurry. I have no time to
hurry.

Igor Stravinsky

In other news just in go to Autumn Storm's site!! Just go - you'll see why when you get there!

BORED PHOTOGRAPHER AT WORK!

Always have your camera with you and be on the look out for any photographic opportunity!

Work weekends and be bored at work

Develope and create

Meet Taccy

It's a museum so display him

Look out it's the boredom police........

No we haven't seen Taccy.......................

Take a few more pictures and when you can't think of a post for Tuesday on your blog, just post them. No one will see them anyway!

Ok so now you're here, please feel free to play with Tipsy, check out things on my side bar, visit The Gutter Press for three lovely black and white pics and see some really random pics of Liverpool on the photoblog

Like what you see comment, don't like what you see, comment!

TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.......

Tell you what you know, Top Gun, just the very mention of the words can send a shiver down almost anybody's back - think about it for a moment.
Top Gun,
Tom Cruise,
Kelly McGilliss

are you there yet?

Well try

Meg Ryan, Val Kilmer, F-14's

No well what about The Soundtrack, or Take my Breath Away.

Now we are getting there........





Oh why didn't you say earlier it's the lyrics of that song?

Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching I keep waiting
Still anticipating love
Never hesitating
To become the fated ones
Turning and returning
To some secret place to hide
Watching in slow motion
As you turn to me and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Through the hourglass I saw you
In time you slipped away
When the mirror crashed I called you
And turned to hear you say
If only for todayI am unafraid
Take my breath away
Take my breath away
Watching every motion
In this foolish lover's game
Haunted by the notion
Somewhere there's a love in flames
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn my way and say
Take my breath away
Take my breath away


Maybe just old memories, maybe even bad memories, planes, men, music, women, sex, action, new boy friend, old girl friend, old love, fresh love.

BET YOU HAVE THOUGHT JUST A LITTLE BIT IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES!
THANKS FOR VISITING!

NON QUOTATIONS

Quite often I have found that just posting a short quotation has been a very good post, lots of sensible comments so I thought for a change I would give you 10 non quotations and all mine.

These are 10 things that I guarantee you will NEVER hear me say,

#1 "Oh wow just been to see Abba and they were awesome"
#2 "I hate Disney"
#3 "Put the volume up you know you can never hear Motorhead"
#4 "David Cameron* would make a wonderful Prime Minister"
#5 "Oh the Eurovision song contest* - mustn't miss that"
#6 "Top Gun is the worst film I've ever seen"
#7 "I've just found a great blog by pressing next blog"
#8 "Cry at Watership Down no not me"
#9 "I can't stand dogs"
#10 "Madonna is an ugly untalented bitch"
*David Cameron is the leader of the opposition Conservative party in the UK
*Eurovision is a song contest held between songwriters across the Eoropean Broadcasting Union
MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME NON QUOTES YOU CAN SHARE WITH ME.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

SO LET'S EASE OUR WAY TOWARDS THE WEEKEND WITH A LAUGH

AT SOME OF THE FUNNIER IMAGES FROM THIS

WEIRD WILD WEBBY THING THAT WE ALL SURVIVE IN! PORN FOR THE BLIND
COOL NUMBER PLATE! A BIT OF A MOUTHFUL!
HOW THE DEATHSTAR WAS NAMED
FLYING POPE!
SMOKER'S ROOM