MMMMMMONDAY!!!

OH SIMON YOU HAVE SO LOST THE PLOT!!

YOU BOUGHT A TOE RING AND GAVE IT AS A PROMISE RING?!!!

NO WAY!!!
YES WAY, CHECK IT OUT!!

CLICK HERE!!!!!

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

RONALD'S GOSPEL

And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light. And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good. And the Devil said, "There goes the neighborhood." And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over everycreeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own image; male and female did He create.And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.And the Devil said, "I know how I can get back in this game."And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And the Devil created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 79-cent double cheeseburger. And the Devil said to Man: "You want fries with that?" And Man said: "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.

NOT DICKS BUT.....

OK HERE'S THE MALE EQUIVALENT AS PROMISED!!!

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.

MONDAYS HEY?

What single ability do we all have?

The ability to change.

9-11 WE MUST NOT FORGET

I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR REPOSTING MY PICTURE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE TAKEN ON JAN 3 1990.

NOT BOOBS BUT.......

OK THESE AREN'T MY PICTURES AND THEY ARE NOT BOOBS EITHER!!!

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

He said, “My son, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
One is evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf wins?”

The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”

cocktail sir!!

So looking on Drinksmixer, Imagine my reaction to
this drink
Click above for the name but here's the recipe!

1 1/2 tsp SOUTHERN COMFORT PEACH LIQUEUR
1 1/2 tsp CANADIAN WHISKY

2 tsp GRENADINE SYRUP

1 tsp PINEAPPLE JUICE

Place the two liquors into the bottom of a shot glass. Add pineapple juice and grenadine, mix well, and serve.